12 Comments on Flight 5486: Severe Turdulence

  1. It sounds to me that Flight 5486 was 86’d by someone ripping out a loud stinky fart on board that airplane. Whoever reported it first probably dealt it. Farts may be funny on occasion but never on board a plane or in a crowded elevator.

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  3. I still remember the flight I took to basic training. There were about 10 of us together, and they took us to the airport 4 hours before the flight took off (what were they thinking). This was when the drinking age was 18. We headed directly to the airport bar and had a pretty good beer buzz by the time we boarded, and of course we continued drinking once airborne, so we were good and snockered. Around a half hour before landing we hit some wild turbulence and that plane started bucking like a wild bronco. Nobody barfed but we were pretty green around the gills. Then came the introduction to the drill instructors when we were all shitfaced.

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  4. Farts? Is that all? And the plane’s air recycle/ventilation didn’t work?
    Let me put you in a military gas chamber with a heavy dose of CS tear gas.
    Makes farts smell like roses by comparison.

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  6. Went on the Amtrak to Chicago one time. As other passengers were boarding one person who was way way more than pleasantly plump told the conductor that she had a bathroom problem and needed a seat close to the restroom. Didn’t think much about it until half way thru the trip when the foulest stench you ever smelled came thru. I mean like I was used to cow, pig and chicken poop but this stench was the worst I ever encountered. Half the car got up and went to the next car or down to the dining car. The lady sitting next to her looked back and said “Who The Hell Sh!t Their Pants”. I heard the lady said she was drinking Rose Water as a healthy supplement.
    When the conductor came by, he asked if anyone wanted to move to another car.

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  8. @WildBill

    So I wasn’t the only guy to show up at Lackland drunk. I got there at 6 pm. The rest of the flight did not show until 3 AM and they had to get 8 hours sleep. I had fully sobered up after their 8 hour rest time.

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