Bureau of Imaginary Problems

12 Comments on Bureau of Imaginary Problems

1. Just down the hall from the Department of Microaggressions.

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2. Just across the hall from the Department of Lies, Fibs, and Cover-ups.

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3. I used to work at the Dept. of Redundancy Department.
   Later transferred to the other office across the street.
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   Guy I replaced is now at my old desk…

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4. Can’t prove him wrong!

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5. The Ministry of Funny Weather

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6. Don’t forget the White Supremacy Division.
   Or the Division of White Male Patriarchy.

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7. They’re on the same floor as the attorney’s Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe.

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8. The giant building across the street is the Internal Fuzzy Math Service

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9. I was head of the Department of Silly Walks ,CDN division.

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10. I was department head for the support critters for all federal employees.

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11. I once ran the Department of Prevarication and Sinusoidal Replenaration.

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12. I ran the Department of Federal Worker Reduction. When I got to me they grabbed me and threw me out like the other 467,897 parasites.

    Unfortunately, I forgot to turn out the lights. Could someone be a sweetie and run down the hall and flip off the 223,267 light switches for me?

    They won’t let me back in per Dadof4’s edicts. The irony.

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