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  1. Tom Cruise and I were chatting from the windows of our respective Rolls Royces a few days ago at a red light when the subject of continually posting on social media came up. Sidney Sweeny, who had been pestering me about taking her to Maestro’s for a long time, remarked that too many people post too much information. Alas, Tom and I just threw spitballs made from $100 bills at each other until the light turned green, and I had my chauffer take off so as to not be late for dinner with Sidney and so my private Gulfstream jet could make it to St. Bart’s before the sun set and made it difficult to tell which yacht was mine.

    So be careful on social media – most people (at least most people of my class) don’t really care and a lot of the information is phony anyway. Toodles – that Bezos guy is calling again about whether or not a 300 foot yacht is more earth friendly than a 400 foot yacht, and I don’t have time for that nonsense.

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