I love Lucifer
The Tail-Light Zone (Rush hour Sci-fi)
The Emperor Caesar Show
The Dinah Saur Show
Puke-in
Beat the Clock
Howdy Dude
Raw Back Hide
Outhouse Limits
The Jackie Greaser Show
Off The Wagon Trail
The Lawrence Belch Show
Captain Hanga-roo
The CBS Evening News with Walter Crank
Have Gum Will Travel (Wire Pandemonium, San Francisco)
Mammy Vice
77 Sunset Strippers
Smother the Brothers
4
Lousy songs from the Ed Sullivan Show
I think these three are atrocious. Does anyone else besides me remember these turkeys?
Norman
The Big Hurt
My Boyfriends Back
1
That was the best set of jokes yet!
1
MSN – this week’s sick and stupid headlines:
‘You Like This Idea?’. Donald Trump Salivates When Zelensky Explains That The War Has Suspended Elections in Ukraine During Bilateral Meeting.
-There goes the MSN punks again: Trump the Fascist/Nazi Dictator and the Worst Person in the World.
If We Really Did Have a “Creator”, He Certainly Wouldn’t Have Been Very Intelligent (Neil DeGrasse Tyson)
-I agree with that. What was God thinking when He allowed Neil Tyson to be born?
Berkleigh Wrights’s New Digitals Give Us Major Modern Cinderella Vibes.
-Berkleigh….I haven’t heard about this lady in decades.
1
1950’s era Mathematician’s pick-up line: If you got the curves, baby, I got the angles.
1
Tim Buktu, also The Wonderful World of Dizzy, Wanted Dead or Alive with Steve McQueen as Josh Randall tracking and hunting down muzzies for their bounties in the old west and Boneranza.
2
Remembrance of Vietnam place names.
Saigon – I so Hawny!
Hue – Huey
Mekong River – “Me King Kong” River
Long Binh – Soldier’s Jail
An Khe – Mi Ankle
Song Be – Sing Sing
Bien Hoa – Benwah Balls
Hanoi – Janestown
Can Ranh Bay – Can Rot Bay
Nha Trang – Not Hang Around
2
Q. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A. Because they lactose.
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Suk Muk Dick from The Groove Tube.
@Geoff
Wanted Dead Or Alive was a favorite of mine, starring Mr. Cool, Steve McQueen.
Do you remember Trackdown, starring Robert Culp? A good one also.
3
Grit TV on the ROKU channel has been showing the underrated western anthology series Dick Powell’s Zane Grey Theater that originally ran from 1956-61 when I was a small kid which explains why I had never seen it before. I enjoy watching it when I can usually on Mondays. It was also a Four-Star production just like Wanted Dead or Alive.
2
^^^^
Now that’s funny. LOL
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bull-dozer.
2
An American, a Czech, and a Soviet agreed to meet. The Czech was late.
“Sorry for being so late,” the Czech said, “I was waiting in line to buy some meat.”
“What is a line?” the American asked.
“What is meat?” the Soviet asked.
—-
Alexander the Great, Caeser, and Napoleon all met at a parade in Red Square.
“Wow! With those tanks, I would have been invincible!” said Alexander.
“Wow! With those airplanes, I would have conquered the whole world!” said Caeser.
“Wow! With the Pravda, the whole world, even now, would not have found out about Waterloo!” said Napoleon.
—-
Gavin Newsom
I thought it was blow. Oh never mind
BJF.
Buck Joe Fiden.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays.
I must have a weekend immune system.
1950’s – 1960’s TV shows:
I love Lucifer
The Tail-Light Zone (Rush hour Sci-fi)
The Emperor Caesar Show
The Dinah Saur Show
Puke-in
Beat the Clock
Howdy Dude
Raw Back Hide
Outhouse Limits
The Jackie Greaser Show
Off The Wagon Trail
The Lawrence Belch Show
Captain Hanga-roo
The CBS Evening News with Walter Crank
Have Gum Will Travel (Wire Pandemonium, San Francisco)
Mammy Vice
77 Sunset Strippers
Smother the Brothers
Lousy songs from the Ed Sullivan Show
I think these three are atrocious. Does anyone else besides me remember these turkeys?
Norman
The Big Hurt
My Boyfriends Back
That was the best set of jokes yet!
MSN – this week’s sick and stupid headlines:
‘You Like This Idea?’. Donald Trump Salivates When Zelensky Explains That The War Has Suspended Elections in Ukraine During Bilateral Meeting.
-There goes the MSN punks again: Trump the Fascist/Nazi Dictator and the Worst Person in the World.
If We Really Did Have a “Creator”, He Certainly Wouldn’t Have Been Very Intelligent (Neil DeGrasse Tyson)
-I agree with that. What was God thinking when He allowed Neil Tyson to be born?
Berkleigh Wrights’s New Digitals Give Us Major Modern Cinderella Vibes.
-Berkleigh….I haven’t heard about this lady in decades.
1950’s era Mathematician’s pick-up line: If you got the curves, baby, I got the angles.
Tim Buktu, also The Wonderful World of Dizzy, Wanted Dead or Alive with Steve McQueen as Josh Randall tracking and hunting down muzzies for their bounties in the old west and Boneranza.
Remembrance of Vietnam place names.
Saigon – I so Hawny!
Hue – Huey
Mekong River – “Me King Kong” River
Long Binh – Soldier’s Jail
An Khe – Mi Ankle
Song Be – Sing Sing
Bien Hoa – Benwah Balls
Hanoi – Janestown
Can Ranh Bay – Can Rot Bay
Nha Trang – Not Hang Around
Q. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A. Because they lactose.
Suk Muk Dick from The Groove Tube.
@Geoff
Wanted Dead Or Alive was a favorite of mine, starring Mr. Cool, Steve McQueen.
Do you remember Trackdown, starring Robert Culp? A good one also.
Grit TV on the ROKU channel has been showing the underrated western anthology series Dick Powell’s Zane Grey Theater that originally ran from 1956-61 when I was a small kid which explains why I had never seen it before. I enjoy watching it when I can usually on Mondays. It was also a Four-Star production just like Wanted Dead or Alive.
^^^^
Now that’s funny. LOL
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bull-dozer.
An American, a Czech, and a Soviet agreed to meet. The Czech was late.
“Sorry for being so late,” the Czech said, “I was waiting in line to buy some meat.”
“What is a line?” the American asked.
“What is meat?” the Soviet asked.
—-
Alexander the Great, Caeser, and Napoleon all met at a parade in Red Square.
“Wow! With those tanks, I would have been invincible!” said Alexander.
“Wow! With those airplanes, I would have conquered the whole world!” said Caeser.
“Wow! With the Pravda, the whole world, even now, would not have found out about Waterloo!” said Napoleon.
—-