Secret Stache

11 Comments on Secret Stache

1. He should have used one of his USB butt plug drives.

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2. And sure enough the Babylon Bee nails it again with the headline: John Bolton eludes FBI by blending into a herd of walruses.

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3. As ugly as that little worm is with that mustache can you imagine how ugly he’d be without it. It just kind hides some of the ugly.

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4. …seems like it would have been knocked loose, possibly during his enthusiastic anus licking sessions with Barry, although certainly bu “Michelle’s” ballz…

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5. Beware of the Nuclear Walrus!

   https://babylonbee.com/news/john-bolton-eludes-fbi-by-blending-into-a-herd-of-walruses

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6. Tennessee and Chumley are wanted for questioning as persons of interest in the “Bolton Affair.”

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7. Uncle AL – He should have used one of his USB butt plug drives.

   How many gigashits (Gs) iz that butt plug drive?

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8. Bolton isn’t even an appetizer of what is expected to come next. He’s more like low hanging fruit.

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9. @ Dr. Tar SUNDAY, 24 AUGUST 2025, 15:16 AT 3:16 PM

   Exactly. Trump/Team MAGA have been deliberately, systematically and methodically prepping the environment and have weakened these bastards ability to go on offense to the degree that they don’t know if they should wind their shoes or wind their watch. When the party really gets started it’s going to be like shooting fish in a barrel.

   I’m forecasting cases of Arkancide to sharply rise in coming weeks.

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10. Or tie their watch

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11. @Harry — One million killerbytes, or one terrorbyte.

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