Uncle Al, the cartoon strip BC aardvark was my fighter squadron’s VF-114 mascot. It was probably a subtle way of saying that we’re #1 since aardvark is the first animal listed in the dictionary. And I never knew that anteaters were that big. One time the crud crew, the guys who painted our planes painted a couple of aardvarks humping each other on the tail of one of our planes. The duty officer that day had a sense of humor laughed at it and told them to remove it before our commanding officer could see it. I wish someone had taken a photo of that. VF-143’s mascot was a picture of a puking dog, so it could’ve been worse.
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Will fatso JB Pritzker ever get stuck in a bathtub like President Wm. Howard Taft did once due to his large girth.
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Axk Fani Willis.
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It’s disturbing that their front paws look like different animals’ heads.
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^ It’s disturbing that their front paws look like different animals’ heads.
No kidding. On first glance I thought it was an anteater and a dog… then I thought it was some kind of two-headed bizzaro world mutant thing. Then I finally saw it for what it was.
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When it touched her leg (with the paw) I thought, “oh, crap! It bit her!” 😂🤣
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geoff the aardvark- I’m thinking he bathes like this:
That was a rather large zucchini that he gave to the elephant at the end of that video.
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It likes the belly rubs.
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Wow. Didn’t imagine an anteater could move that fast and have a similar personality of a big happy dog.
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efemdy- True, but at least one giant had Jonah for a while. lol
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My fave cartoon was the ant and the ant eater with Jackie Mason.
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geoff the aardvark – even bigger if you use chicken manure in your zucchini hill. Then you slice it in half (lengthwise), scoop out the seeds (for later baking as a spicy, superfood snack), and stuff it with the equivalent of taco filling made just the way you like it )with ‘extra stuff’), smothered in cheese and baked. It’s so good you can even eat it for breakfast!
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I bet they taste like S#!t
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^ No, they actually taste good! 🤣
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MJA – Thanks for posting the Elephant video! Nice!
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Zucchini bread is also very good. The ant and the ant eater with Jackie Mason with that New York Yiddish accent was an absolute hoot. It was one of the better cartoons alongside the Pink Panther. The problem with zucchini is that there are so many of them that it’s hard to use them all till you’re giving them away to everyone who will take your extra zukes.
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But zucchini combined with onions, tomatoes, garlic, peppers and cheese is SO fricken good sauteed, with seafood, in soups, stews, soufflés, omelettes, etc., that you won’t be sorry. And it freezes.
Oh, sorry. It must be time to start dinner.
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Anonymous @ 3:49. You sure that was Jackie Mason? Sounded like Bernie Sanders. Oh, that’s right, Bernie never had a job before the Senate gig.
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That elephant video was good. It would be interesting to work there for a week or so.
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Giant Anteaters regularly attack animals that threaten them, usually clueless and/or desperate predators, and less frequently, people stupid enough to approach an anteater. That usually happens when the victim’s dog or dogs are getting ripped up and the owner tries to intervene to save them.
Unless the claws have been trimmed, that woman is suicidal. Zoo employees make up a significant portion of anteater victims.
Because ants + termites = largest animal biomass on Earth ?
+ Pure protein?
+ Unique adaptation?
(I’m out of ideas. Next person…)
How? By eating lots and lots and LOTS and LOTS of them.
Related question: How do you get fat eating M&Ms?
Well, they live in a democrat “food desert” and all the good stuff is locked up…
Play carefully. That cute critters claws can rip open a termite mound which is damn near concrete.
I wonder if @geoff eats bugs? 🐜🐜🐜
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Don’t ask Chris Christie or Pritzker.
Whales are even bigger and they eat stuff smaller than ants!
They’re eating the larvae in mass quantities. That’s where they get their calories, not those skinny overworked ants.
Look how big Pritzker got just by being a parasite!
https://bohiney.com/jb-pritzker-gets-out-in-front-of-weight-issue/
Uncle Al, the cartoon strip BC aardvark was my fighter squadron’s VF-114 mascot. It was probably a subtle way of saying that we’re #1 since aardvark is the first animal listed in the dictionary. And I never knew that anteaters were that big. One time the crud crew, the guys who painted our planes painted a couple of aardvarks humping each other on the tail of one of our planes. The duty officer that day had a sense of humor laughed at it and told them to remove it before our commanding officer could see it. I wish someone had taken a photo of that. VF-143’s mascot was a picture of a puking dog, so it could’ve been worse.
Will fatso JB Pritzker ever get stuck in a bathtub like President Wm. Howard Taft did once due to his large girth.
Axk Fani Willis.
It’s disturbing that their front paws look like different animals’ heads.
^ It’s disturbing that their front paws look like different animals’ heads.
No kidding. On first glance I thought it was an anteater and a dog… then I thought it was some kind of two-headed bizzaro world mutant thing. Then I finally saw it for what it was.
When it touched her leg (with the paw) I thought, “oh, crap! It bit her!” 😂🤣
geoff the aardvark- I’m thinking he bathes like this:
https://www.facebook.com/coafuriparmediu2021/videos/-the-secret-bond-between-elephants-and-their-caretakers/1846575052556325/
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That was a rather large zucchini that he gave to the elephant at the end of that video.
It likes the belly rubs.
Wow. Didn’t imagine an anteater could move that fast and have a similar personality of a big happy dog.
efemdy- True, but at least one giant had Jonah for a while. lol
My fave cartoon was the ant and the ant eater with Jackie Mason.
geoff the aardvark – even bigger if you use chicken manure in your zucchini hill. Then you slice it in half (lengthwise), scoop out the seeds (for later baking as a spicy, superfood snack), and stuff it with the equivalent of taco filling made just the way you like it )with ‘extra stuff’), smothered in cheese and baked. It’s so good you can even eat it for breakfast!
I bet they taste like S#!t
^ No, they actually taste good! 🤣
MJA – Thanks for posting the Elephant video! Nice!
Zucchini bread is also very good. The ant and the ant eater with Jackie Mason with that New York Yiddish accent was an absolute hoot. It was one of the better cartoons alongside the Pink Panther. The problem with zucchini is that there are so many of them that it’s hard to use them all till you’re giving them away to everyone who will take your extra zukes.
But zucchini combined with onions, tomatoes, garlic, peppers and cheese is SO fricken good sauteed, with seafood, in soups, stews, soufflés, omelettes, etc., that you won’t be sorry. And it freezes.
Oh, sorry. It must be time to start dinner.
Anonymous @ 3:49. You sure that was Jackie Mason? Sounded like Bernie Sanders. Oh, that’s right, Bernie never had a job before the Senate gig.
That elephant video was good. It would be interesting to work there for a week or so.
Giant Anteaters regularly attack animals that threaten them, usually clueless and/or desperate predators, and less frequently, people stupid enough to approach an anteater. That usually happens when the victim’s dog or dogs are getting ripped up and the owner tries to intervene to save them.
Unless the claws have been trimmed, that woman is suicidal. Zoo employees make up a significant portion of anteater victims.
^^^ Dang, nature. You scary.