BBC:
The king of South Africa’s large Zulu community has challenged a professor and cultural expert to a stick fight, saying he had been insulted, along with the entire Zulu nation.
King Misuzulu kaZwelithini issued the challenge to Prof Musa Xulu in front of thousands of people who had gathered at his newly built royal palace for the annual Reed Dance.
“We are angry and we will do anything to protect and preserve our cultures,” he said, according to the Timeslive news site.
Prof Xulu told the BBC he took the king’s personal challenge as a joke, however he said he was worried for his safety in case he was attacked by other Zulus. more
A stick fighting demo -> here
Blacks only know violence.
SHAKA ZULU !
My money’s on Misuzulu.
It WOULD be nice to see a Professor get a professional ass beating though.
How many times have we wanted to tell a so-called “Perfesser” to stick it!
https://youtu.be/NEBAfVB_oEY?si=78rboRHKzisrtn4B
doan bring no stick to a gun fight…the zulus of old regretted it
I don’t know how seriously they take it, but it looks like a mild bar fight.
Awww, com’on, Prof! Do it. It may be painful, and you may suffer some loss of dignity by losing, but it’s better than suffering total loss of face by declining.
And remember, Prof, next time you open your alligator mouth, don’t let it overwhelm your hummingbird ass.
fuah
Tuesday, 16 September 2025, 13:11 at 1:11 pm
“doan bring no stick to a gun fight…the zulus of old regretted it”
Like this?
https://youtu.be/3-sadwwMSlA?si=cyzjA5lprMTUrCpM
Pointed stick and 16-ton weights will do the trick every time according to Monty Python.
I’ve seen more spirited scuffles at the “10 items or less” line at my local Safeway.
Fighting?
That looks like Zulu homo-foreplay
“We are angry and we will do anything to protect and preserve our cultures,”
Yeah, that sure seems like a “culture” worth “protecting and preserving”. GMAFB
THIS is how Black People fight!
https://youtu.be/LaV8bgDk84g?si=03D-srLciH5ifivG
Umgawa!
The professor might be in trouble after all. Watch in the video, the Zulu warrior was being very gentle. He was “tapping” targeted joints and head shots that if hit hard enough with that club/stick could cause serious injuries during battle. Stone age weapons can be get the job done. See slingshot.
STILL stupid and useless as shit after all these thousands of years.
Looser get put in a giant pot and eaten.
repeat: suggested fanfare – “stranded in the jungle” from the cadets 1956
Unga bunga bunga, inga benga banga bunga.
Anderson Cooper challenged the guy to sword fight.
Maybe zelenskyyyyyyyyyyyy could teach the Zulu to play piano