Sept. 24 (UPI) — A Japanese man channeled his inner quadruped and broke a Guinness World Record by running 328 feet in 14.55 seconds — on all fours.
Ryusei Yonee, 22, broke the record for fastest 100 meters running on all fours, beating American Collin McClure’s 2022 time of 15.66 seconds.
Yonee said he has been running on all fours since middle school.
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Stupid people tricks.
h/t to David Letterman Show
Compare to Olympic men’s 100m dash times under 10 seconds.
That’s a little over 14Mph.
NFL players run faster than that as do most Baseball players.
So yeah… WTF for???
Is there a category for moving like a spider on all fours with your hands behind your back and feet out front? We used to do that a lot as kids, and I might still be pretty good at it.
WTF for? This guy’s feat is just as practically useful as throwing a disc really far, jumping over something by using a pole, or doing the breast stroke (the silliest method of water locomotion ever devised). And don’t get me started on the practicality of Synchronized Swimming.
The only truly practical real-world event is the Olympic Biathlon: alternating XC skiing and rifle shooting. That’s a bit more useful than getting your horse to dance backwards.
Does his Owner Pick up after him when he $#!Ts on the front lawn?
^ Hey! My grandfather won Army medals for running races with 100 pound packs on his back. Which I suppose is useful if you’re trying to bug out. 🤣
How fast would that jap go crab walking if Godzilla was chasing after him? Before the huge splat.
geoff – Now that’s the real way to “Bug” out! 🤣
Kamala hold the record for moving 20 meters forward while on her knees.
I grew up with a kid that could run like that. Our group was impressed. We couldn’t do it.
Letterman will never get my ht. just sayin’
What’s the record for the most retarded thing people do to get in the record books? He may be a double record holder.
I said that the breast stroke is silly. It’s not. *I* am silly.
It’s the butterfly stroke that’s the really silly one.