14 Comments on Toasters in the Bathtub

1. …I never saw someone with a toaster, but I do know of a lady who died alone in a bathtub with a space heater pointed at the tub. Some period of days later she was discovered, she had been essentially slow-cooked and just recovering the body was an adventure because…well, you know how if you slow-cook a bone-in meat, the way it slides off the bone real easy?

   Yeah, like that, but with wrists and ankles instead.

   Fortunately backboards of the day float so it was possible to get this macerated flesh lump out more or less intact that way.

   Not sure what the mortician could do funeral-wise. SEP.

   Pretty unpleasant, that.

   So have President Trump spread the word to avoid doing that for their own good…

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2. 🤣 “They are fried enough already.”

   Truer words never spoken.
   Thanks for the laugh, it’s been a tough week.

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3. And you Lefties shouldn’t forget about putting your tongues on frozen, metal signposts.

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4. Sometimes that guy sounds more like Trump than Trump does.

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5. There was a guy’s house at my church in the mid 70’s who picked up a homeless guy trying to save him. It didn’t work out very well because they caught him in the middle of the night once roasting hotdogs on a coat hanger stuck into an electrical outlet. Needless to say, they booted his ass out of there in a heartbeat. And they found out that some people just cannot be saved no matter how hard they tried to save him. No one knows whatever happened to this homeless guy, he just disappeared.

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6. @SNS

   All her bathtub needed was some onions, potatoes, carrots, seasoning, and it would have become bathtub soup.

   Back in the 1920’s, they used to make bathtub gin, so why not.

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7. General Malaise, maybe they were triple dog dared into sticking their tongues onto a frozen flagpole. Quick, call the Fire dept. to come and unstick his tongue.

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8. Hopefully the lefties will follow his advise just like they did with the Tylenol warning.

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9. Yul Bebak
   Saturday, 27 September 2025, 14:13 at 2:13 pm
   “@SNS

   All her bathtub needed was some onions, potatoes, carrots, seasoning, and it would have become bathtub soup.”

   …not sure “savory” is the word Id use to describe the smell, and not everything was underwater so there were some, uh, “greens” already in place.

   Still, I had heard that in aftermath some tank battles that some people did partake in the roasted flesh found within some the battle didnt go well for, so I suppose its not impossible someone may try a taste. My Irish background makes me more inclined to potato soup meself, but should this circumstance recur you are welcome to find your own path and donas you think best…

10. The point of this is to tell the left not to do dangerous things – so that they do them in defiance to the Great Orange One.

    This should be a world-wide meme-a-thon ridiculing the left for their wrong-headed reactions to Trump.

    Don’t let them know you clean clear your sinuses permanently with a 9mm HP.

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11. @SNS

    What kind of soup did the Irish eat during the potato famine? Potato soup without the potatoes.

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12. Yul Bebak
    Saturday, 27 September 2025, 16:30 at 4:30 pm
    “@SNS

    What kind of soup did the Irish eat during the potato famine?”

    …well, thats around when my kin came here, so probably sewer water since the Irish Catholics were hated and abused at times more than Black folks of the period, a fact the Democrats somehow always miss…

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13. @ Yul Bebak SATURDAY, 27 SEPTEMBER 2025, 16:30 AT 4:30 PM

    Grass. Anything they could get their hands on. Mostly grass though. There is very little nutrition in it.

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14. Now I’m wishing Trump had told them not to drink bleach.

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