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  1. Dude, you could…

    1. Ditch the glasses.
    2. Ditch the gray hair.
    3. Ditch the gut.
    4. Ditch the nose.
    5. Get a face lift.
    6. Remove the gonads.
    7. Cut off whatever THAT is.
    8. Do some breast construction.
    9. Receive hormone and gene therapy.
    10. Get brain reprogramming.

    (Gosh, I totally forgot wardrobe improvements!)

    But it’s all been tried before and it doesn’t work. Sorry, Charlie. Find a busy arterial with a lot of trucks and walk out there.

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  2. Try surrounding yourself with the south ends of lots of baboons facing north. It won’t help at all, but I’d like to see the photos.

    BTW, Carl Waters’ advice made me literally LOL. Thanks, Carl!

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  3. Don’t be a perverted dude in a dress? Maybe? You’re probably at your most effeminate when around men, so hang around some prisons or halfway houses, you can get laid there too… probably.

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  4. Ah, so he’s been confronted by Hobson’s Choice and he wants to defy the reality of it.

    Besides which, I thought that whole tribe shrieks every time anyone else speaks of what a woman is. How does he even know what is “feminine” or “masculine” unless he admits his own perception of what each is? Crazy is as crazy does.

    Even if he got a sharp haircut and a sharp, new suit, he wouldn’t make a nice looking man, either.

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  5. Ah, so he’s been confronted by Hobson’s Choice and he wants to defy the reality of it.

    Besides which, I thought that whole tribe shrieks every time anyone else speaks of what a woman is. How does he even know what is “feminine” or “masculine” unless he admits his own perception of what each is? Crazy is as crazy does.

    Even if he got a sharp haircut and a sharp, new suit, he wouldn’t make a nice looking man, either.

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