15 Comments on If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone
My only luck was winning the 1972 draft lottery with a low draft number which is why I enlisted in the Navy. I don’t bet on lotteries or go to Indian casinos because they’re fools bets and I don’t like the lowlifes and ignoids who hang around those places trying to get rich quick. Nor the hookers who hang out at casinos.
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If I win the lottery you can bet your sweet ass that the dogs will come running.
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Who let the dogs out?
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I piss away six dollars a week. Truth told, I suppose it would be easier and more convenient to just stay at home and flush a five and single dollar bills down the toilet.
That reminds me, I didn’t buy my ticket for this week. I better get going…
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When I was married the dingbat told her friends that her worst nightmare would be if I won the Powerball. She said it would take her eight hours to get to the first paved road is she wanted to go visit her sister.
They’ll need at least 15 couches. Worth every penny.
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Yup, cats, dogs, song birds, horses, chickens, and goats.
And a ranch hand to take care of them all while I just love on them!
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I was expecting a 35 year-old, Michigan cowboy ranch hand with spurs that jingle jangle jingle. 🎵 🎵
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Release the hounds!
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If I ever win, the builders I do HVAC work for better buy Raincoats.
I’m Jumping up on their Office Desks and P!$$!NG right in their Faces!
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Kcir, that sucks having to work for people you dislike so much. Shitcan them and find better ones, life is short short short.
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OT
Did YOU just see THAT???
PS: Barry C’s movie tonight at 8ish Live.
Something about an Oliver Stone interview and a movie.
That was some Presser.
CYAs
Water,
I am slowly dropping customers as I am selling off inventory. Unfortunately, the Economy up in Canuckistan has LAWN DARTED.
Trump’s C@CKSL@PPING of Justine Turdette & Mark Carnage is completely working. (RIGHTFULLY SO I MIGHT ADD)
Chrysler just abandoned a Major Plant in Brampton & GM is splitting from an ELECTRIC VAN PLANT that the Feds & Province in Onterrible heavily subsidized during COOF-19 (EV’s never should have been funded)
We/I am doing absolutely fine because we were NEVER the Lazy Bloated Types that EXIST way too commonly up here.
It takes time, but it is happening.
Cheers!
3
Jethro,
Check this custom modernized version of a 1953 ‘vette. Might be able to purchase it for the right price…
“Twelve Air” V-12 ’53 Corvette! Triple Crown of Rodding 2024 Car Show Winner
My only luck was winning the 1972 draft lottery with a low draft number which is why I enlisted in the Navy. I don’t bet on lotteries or go to Indian casinos because they’re fools bets and I don’t like the lowlifes and ignoids who hang around those places trying to get rich quick. Nor the hookers who hang out at casinos.
If I win the lottery you can bet your sweet ass that the dogs will come running.
Who let the dogs out?
I piss away six dollars a week. Truth told, I suppose it would be easier and more convenient to just stay at home and flush a five and single dollar bills down the toilet.
That reminds me, I didn’t buy my ticket for this week. I better get going…
When I was married the dingbat told her friends that her worst nightmare would be if I won the Powerball. She said it would take her eight hours to get to the first paved road is she wanted to go visit her sister.
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They’ll need at least 15 couches. Worth every penny.
Yup, cats, dogs, song birds, horses, chickens, and goats.
And a ranch hand to take care of them all while I just love on them!
I was expecting a 35 year-old, Michigan
cowboyranch hand with spurs that jingle jangle jingle. 🎵 🎵Release the hounds!
If I ever win, the builders I do HVAC work for better buy Raincoats.
I’m Jumping up on their Office Desks and P!$$!NG right in their Faces!
Kcir, that sucks having to work for people you dislike so much. Shitcan them and find better ones, life is short short short.
OT
Did YOU just see THAT???
PS: Barry C’s movie tonight at 8ish Live.
Something about an Oliver Stone interview and a movie.
That was some Presser.
CYAs
Water,
I am slowly dropping customers as I am selling off inventory. Unfortunately, the Economy up in Canuckistan has LAWN DARTED.
Trump’s C@CKSL@PPING of Justine Turdette & Mark Carnage is completely working. (RIGHTFULLY SO I MIGHT ADD)
Chrysler just abandoned a Major Plant in Brampton & GM is splitting from an ELECTRIC VAN PLANT that the Feds & Province in Onterrible heavily subsidized during COOF-19 (EV’s never should have been funded)
We/I am doing absolutely fine because we were NEVER the Lazy Bloated Types that EXIST way too commonly up here.
It takes time, but it is happening.
Cheers!
Jethro,
Check this custom modernized version of a 1953 ‘vette. Might be able to purchase it for the right price…
“Twelve Air” V-12 ’53 Corvette! Triple Crown of Rodding 2024 Car Show Winner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxm7oXOij2Y