“The use of the word ‘window’ in reference to a particular seat cannot reasonably be interpreted as a promise that the seat will have an exterior window view.”
Why would anyone expect to see a window at a window seat?
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It depends on what the definition of the word “is” is.
Wipe, like with a cloth?
It is not a tax.
It’s not “Rape” rape.
When I say “Wife”, I mean “9 year old”.
I was promised a foot-long.
What a legalistic crybaby. Asshole driving up the cost of flying by quibbling about a window is the same dickhead who won’t close the shade when the sun is blazing straight in. And aside from children’s wishes, I always thought the window seat was for adults who didn’t want to be disturbed by people getting up to pee, or not getting whacked by the food carts.
If I absolutely must fly I don’t want to know until the day of. I hate flying and don’t want to think about it for any longer than absolutely necessary. It used to be great.
We too hate flying. Usta spend time in the sun. Last flight we had to put up with out-of-control mask Nazis. Decided we’d rather drive for three days than fly for three hours.
Read My Lips….
No new Windows!
Like Covid, “they” are using every excuse as a weapon to increase innocent human suffering and misery. I could see it coming even before Jimmy Carter told the peons to put on a fucking sweater and drive across Montana at 55mph. To Montana’s credit, they said “fuck you in the Goddamn ear you wicked, evil piece of shit.” It cost a $5 ticket and they limited you to 1/day if stopped. Cash, check or charge and you were given a lusty hey ho Silver away at 90 by the troopers.
FFS. Why is it so hard for United Airlines to change the name of the seat so they don’t piss people off who think they’re getting a window seat because the ticket says, “window seat”?
Aisle, Middle, and Wall, and Door.
See, because DOOR implies no window. Issa Door. lol.
Also, maybe work on your collision and hydraulic issues, too.
@MJA:
or Bashed, Squished, Trapped, and LEAVE THAT ALONE.
When I fly I just anticipate being examined by TSA like an inanimate package and then crowded into a can like a sardine.
A few unimportant hours to transport you to a place far away — something that 150 years ago would have seemed like magic. So many people with so little to complain about…
And another thing – we drive on parkways and park on driveways. I have a constitutional right to have language correctly denote an accurate state of events, therefore I should be able to drive on driveways and park on parkways. $1 billion class action suit to follow; IOTW bucks not accepted.
Call the seat in the back the “Hitchcock”…
Airliner = flying germ tube.
(Ref: West Nile Virus.)
I flew on a Boeing 787 on an overnight flight to the UK. The captain can darken every window in the passenger cabin by flicking a switch.