19 Comments on Epstein Email Alleges Hillary Had Sexual Affair with ‘Suicided’ Vince Foster

  1. One gov’t spook said to an underling: Make it a “tidy” suicide. You know what I mean by that, don’t you?

    Underling: Yes, sir, I know exactly what you mean. Not a worry. it will be impeccable.

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  2. There’s an old joke about a guy who is about to commit Arkencide. An old fatted-up Hillary approaches him and asks him why he’s going to shoot. He’s says that he’s a White House consul who has embezzled millions of dollars and gambled it away. The auditors are about to discover the theft; and he’ll be jailed. When he told his wife, she immediately moved out.

    The old witch-like Hillary says, “Sonny, I can help you. I have magical powers. All you have to do is make wild, passionate love to me all night long, and I will make everything right again.” The guy says, “Wow, this is just like a fairy tale; I’ll do it!” “Poof” she says, “the money is back in the bank vault, the paper-trail is fixed for the auditors, your wife has forgiven you, and she is on her way back home.

    Now take me to a motel and fulfill your end of the bargain.” He’s is so relieved, he puts aside his revulsion of her appearance and makes good on his agreement. When he’s finished and is getting dressed, he says “Gee, I can’t believe how lucky I am that you came along; now I can return to my perfect life.” The old Hillary asks him how old he is, and he replies that he’s forty-eight. She says, “Sonny, don’t you think you’re a little too old to still believe in fairy tales?!

  3. Legend had it at the time Foster was the true love of the Beast’s life (easier to believe than Webbbb Hubbbble).

    Whether Foster had an attack of conscience or Willle had him offed because Vince was better in the sack (remember, Willie had to have the state fuzz drag women to them so he could rape them) is yet to be discovered.

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  4. Duh!
    No shit, Sherlock.
    Who didn’t know that?
    They found blond hairs in his underwear and never ascertained from whom they came.
    Didn’t even ask, come to think of it.
    Remember?
    Maybe it’s time to get those hairs out and do some real police work?
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    Sorry …

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