NYP: Not even the birds approved of President Biden in Iowa on Tuesday — as a winged spectator defecated on the beleaguered commander-in-chief as he gave a speech inside a barn.
Biden’s blue suit took a direct hit as he began a 25-minute address in which he blamed the US’ 8.5% annual inflation rate on Russian President Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine rather than his own actions.
“I’m here today to talk about what we’re doing to lower costs for American families and put rural America at the center of our efforts to build a future that’s made in America,” Biden said moments before he was struck. “That’s not hyperbole!” go see
They mistook him for a statue. Except statues are smarter, of course!
I hope the old rat bastard stepped in dog-shit on his way out as well…
Biden poops on us everyday.
Free shit is always the Democrat answer to problems they cause.
Shit for Brains
I tracked dogshit into the Observatory, you know the living portion of it, when Dick Cheney was around. It caused a big stink with the SS.
“Stop! Is that dogshit?”
“I hope so…”
Birdie will do better next time, he was aiming for the empty head.
Get that bird a silo of wild bird seed, pronto.
God has an enormous sense of humor directing that bird to poop all over Biden.
At first I thot it wuz whut little is left of his brain draining out of his leftist ear!
Told the wife, I’ve never seen that happen to a President before. She replied, It’s Gods will and a warning.
The bird was aiming for his head and missed.
Next thing you’ll see will be joey attracting flies just like barry did. And it’s a good thing that pigs and elephants don’t fly because poor joey would be covered under a mountain of poop.
I think we found America’s new national bird
Bird poop? I thought he spit up some of his Pablum after being burped by doc jilly!
Gotta work on that targeting. Missed a tad to the left.
Somebody has to create a meme showing the bird hovering above him wearing a MAGA hat!
@TRF
I thought the same thing!
I took a direct hit from a pigeon at the pool once. It was nasty.
It should have pooped in his mouth – and choked him.
I think pooping on his dark suit was on purpose. That bird poop wouldn’t show up as much on his head. It’s already full of crap, how would we know the difference!?
And take a look at this. You WILL like it!
https://twitter.com/clapp_chad5050/status/1514069998595149829
LGB is apparently an abbreviation for let’s go Brandon. Thanks NY Post. I would have never figured that out.
The bird’s name is Spartacus
Did a bird ever poop on Jimmy Carter’s sweater?
I wonder.
A bird doing the necessary work the “press” won’t do!
The birds theme song could be provided by The Bird sung by The Trashmen, Everybody’s talking about the Bird, the Bird, Bird, Bird is the word….
Too bad he didn’t give the speach in a cattle auction stockyard. Those paniced cattle are explosive.
Shame it wasn’t a goose.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
that wans’t not birdshit – my brain oozeded out my ear ……..
“…an’ a lotta thazzhazz—is it raining in here? I hope nobody’zh gettin’ wet…”
Once again The Babylon Bee nails it with the headline, Pigeon poops on Biden mistaking him for an old statue. The pigeons name is Mr. Flappy
Claudia, you are a DANGEROUS woman! Almost sprayed my coffee out my nose with that Twitter image, ha!