A Fitting Inauguration – IOTW Report

A Fitting Inauguration

Patriot Retort: On Wednesday, Joe Biden will be sworn in under the watchful eyes of the people required to be there and nobody else. It seems a fitting Inauguration for the guy whose campaign events were attended by the people required to be there and nobody else.

Weeks before the Capitol riot, I said to my brother that I think the reason the Biden team was urging people not to attend the Inauguration wasn’t because of COVID, but because they knew his Inauguration would be a sparsely-attended flop. So they used a virus with a 99% recovery rate as a convenient excuse to spare themselves any embarrassment.

It was the same excuse they deployed to explain why Biden’s “rallies” generally consisted of nothing more than a ten or fifteen cars in a parking lot.

A crowd-free swearing-in is a fitting Inauguration for a guy who waved to empty fields and campaigned in front of a dozen of empty chairs set inside giant white circles. more

24 Comments on A Fitting Inauguration

  1. He’s still taking the oath. And that is all that matters.

    We just sit and suck our thumbs. We deserve every thing on our plates.

    Prove me wrong, is how I’ve seen it expressed.

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  2. “On Wednesday, Joe Biden will complete the electoral theft and assume unlawful power under the watchful eyes of the military junta backing him.”

    There, I fixed it for you.

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  3. This whole situation is so infuriating! Our (so called) team, put up a half-hearted fight for a couple of weeks, and then just caved and have moved on. I’m not sure if I can ever move on – I’ve lost all respect/trust/faith in our government. I can’t believe this is happening!

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  4. JUNTA, JUNTA, JUNTA…..
    THAT’S WHAT WE KNOW….
    JUNTA, JUNTA, JUNTA….
    JOE BIDEN BLOWS….
    JUNTA, JUNTA, JUNTA….
    EVERYONE SINGS FA LA LA…
    BECAUSE IN THE END WE ALL KNOW WE’LL GET KAMALA….
    JUNTA, JUNTA, JUNTA….
    LET THE COWBELLS RING….

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  5. We just sit and suck our thumbs. We deserve every thing on our plates.

    Prove me wrong, is how I’ve seen it expressed.

    we fought it all the way to the top.

    We just didn’t know most of our side in DC had also been bought.

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  6. (Inauguration TV commercial…)

    “Man, I’m ready for the Inauguration!”
    “Why is that, Bob?”
    “I’ve got my bottle of Uncle Joe’s Trunalimunumaprzure! And that’s good enough for me!”

    “Just remember, when the going gets tough, the tough get Uncle Joe’s Trunalimunumaprzure!

    “So, how do you feel?”
    “I feel really fantibulatantastititally!”

    “And what do you credit for that?’
    Uncle Joe’s Trunalimunumaprzure!, of course!”

    “There you have it, Ladies and Gentlemen… Try a bottle of Uncle Joe’s Trunalimunumaprzure! during the Inauguration today! Available from fine retail stores everywhere.”

    (Not available in some states and Washington D.C. Offer void to Trump voters, Republicans, white supremacists, racists, members of GAB, Parlor, MeWe or other Conservative websites.)

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  7. MY FLAG COMES DOWN AT 1800 PST TONIGHT..ONLY TO BE RAISED AGAIN WHEN TRUMP OR TRUMP-LIKE ELECTED!!

    MY AMERICA FIRST YARD SIGN STAYS… HAS BEEN RIPPED AWAY SEVERAL TIMES, BUT I HAVE MANY..

    GODSPEED, ALL

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  8. “MY AMERICA FIRST YARD SIGN STAYS… HAS BEEN RIPPED AWAY SEVERAL TIMES, BUT I HAVE MANY..”

    Booby trap it with a staining substance to spray all over the perpetrator and watched over with a couple of trail cams or security cams. Then forward the videos to the police.

    Make it a stain that’s hard to get off the skin.

    May be a neighbor you tagged for the game warden.

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