NYP:
When the first sign of intelligent life visits us from space, it won’t be a giant saucer hovering over New York. More likely, it will be an alien civilization’s trash.
Avi Loeb, chair of Harvard’s Department of Astronomy, believes he’s already found some of that garbage.
In his upcoming book, “Extraterrestrial: The First Sign of Intelligent Life Beyond Earth” (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt), out Jan. 26, the professor lays out a compelling case for why an object that recently wandered into our solar system was not just another rock but actually a piece of alien technology.
The object in question traveled toward our solar system from the direction of Vega, a nearby star 25 light-years away, and intercepted our solar system’s orbital plane on Sept. 6, 2017. more
Don’t look at Jack Ma’s head and tell me he didn’t come from Area 51.
Cliche – If you can find Jack Ma he might now have a head!!
The dude’s been missing since October when he criticized Uncle Xi.
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If Extraterrestrials are visiting Earth I’m sure they’re not here to mingle with liberals.
Those old Vega engines should have all been fired out into space.
Vega engines… now there’s a hell of an advertisement for a technologically advanced society!!
4 light years later we’ll hear the foist inter-galactic fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
I had a Vega mosquito fogger once.
Pull in, check the gas and fill up the oil !
Space Turd
Aliens? Demons trying to deceive you, at best.
Keep the faith.
I don’t have a lot of hope, as far as our communicating with alyiums.
Whales are highly intelligent, considered to be possibly our equals, and we can’t communicate with them. How nice- the largest living animals on earth. Older than the human species. They talk to each other over hundreds of miles and have more freedom than people. But we don’t try to talk with them- we just torture them with sonar or just outright kill them.
If the alyiums are watching any of that, we’re screwed.
If they can change votes from other countries, other states, etc., don’t tell me they’re not fucking with us by having blips ‘appear’ on screens.
Maybe the alyiums will just ignore us and converse with the whales… if they’re smart!
Lin Wood is more credible than this douche and his Critical Alien Theory.
Take me to your leader.
Dammit Jim, I told you not to flush the toilet when we’re entering a new solar system.
And what President Elect Dadof4 said. If there’s anything appearing, it’s demonic and it’s from here.
Do they have P 36 Explosive Space Modulators like Marvin the Martian did? Or say EXTERMINATE like the Daleks do. Are they here to destroy the earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass? Are any of them named Zaphod Beeblebrok. And do the mice really run the universe?
And do they know that the ultimate answer to everything in the galaxy according to Deep Thought the Supercomputer is 42. My inner geek is showing, I love the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
Marvin The Paranoid Android for President because he’s smarter than joey. And he speaks in a boring monotone that puts everyone to sleep like Carl Sagan (I called him Carl Pagan) did to me when I watched Cosmos on PBS.
“First sign of intelligent life..”
Well, thar’s the first problem with his hypothesis! Intelligent life would avoid planet earth — at least for the next little while, anyway. I know I would if I had the choice.
Where do you think Covid really came from, and why it has to be kept stored so cold?
Ha. That reminds me. My neighbor used to work at area 51. That dude barely says about 1 sentence every year. Weird. Maybe he’s ‘seen’ shit. Or he’s an asshole.
“… the first sign of intelligent life …”
How dafuq would we know?
It’s like, boom shaka laka – y’know whadda mean?
izlamo delenda est …
“…Jack Ma’s head…” I’m still laughing at that one!
That boy Zuckerberg is alien enough. Don’t have to peer into space with telescopes to find one.
So the “first sign of intelligent life” looks like shit?
“rectangular in shape”
Cmon people! It’s the Monolith!! Now where’s a stick so I can go club a monkey with it?
The theory that we’re the Australian Penal Colony for space trash sure explains a lot of shit…