A Kennedy launches a campaign to tell us little people to quit eating hamburgers and buying cheap cashmere sweaters – IOTW Report

A Kennedy launches a campaign to tell us little people to quit eating hamburgers and buying cheap cashmere sweaters

American Thinker-

One of the beautiful people out there riding jets for book tours and maybe global warming conferences is very, very, upset with the rest of us for our “inconspicuous” consumption.

Pay no attention any more to the superrich for that conspicuous consumption on carbon-spewing yachts and jets flying to global warming conferences, the big problem now is shaming those who can only afford hamburgers. Biteback, see?

Twenty-nine year old Tatiana Celia Kennedy Schlossberg‘s new book, “Inconspicuous Consumption” comes out today, and she’s already kicked off a cross-country book tour for it starting in Martha’s Vineyard, wending around to the Hamptons, Manhattan, Cambridge, Portland, Maine, hipster Brooklyn, Los Angeles Seattle, Portland (different Portland), Santa Cruz, Berkeley, Washington, then back to Telluride for the rich ski bums, Denver, then back again to Vermont and ending in Boston, burning a lot of carbon to do it unless she’s taking the bus. There were actually quite a few more toney towns and cities she’ll burn carbon for to make appearances at that I didn’t mention.
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23 Comments on A Kennedy launches a campaign to tell us little people to quit eating hamburgers and buying cheap cashmere sweaters

  1. I did quit eating so much red meat because I want to save the Amazon rain forest. I’ve saved two trees this month.
    That, and my doctor gave me a direct order to cut down on the cholesterol.

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  2. Cow farts (and pies) contribute to greenery.
    If these know-it-all morons actually KNEW anything, they’d KNOW that.

    Another Kennedy who stumbled over some retarded, leftover notion after a 20-day drug-and-alcohol bender.

    izlamo delenda est …

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  3. Occasionally the local grocery store gets Wagyu ground beef for $12/pound. It makes the best burgers. So rich you only need a 1/4 lb burger, it will fill you up like a 2/3 pounder.

    I did my part.

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  4. “Inconspicuous Consumption” ?

    Well, I try not to slobber and drool in public when I eat my double mushroom-swiss-bacon teriyaki burger. Does that make me good boy, Tatiana?

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  5. Adding to the hypocrisy the book isn’t limited to a digital edition. It’s also available in hardback and paperback editions. Oh, the agony of the forest, the wild creatures that live there, and all that carbon fuel used to clear cut the forest, turn the trees into paper, and production of ink. Plus the fuel to distribute the heavy printed books to book stores.

    However, in her view, there’s even a problem with only an electronic digital edition. Her first topic is whining about the environmental impact from producing the electricity needed to power access to the internet, and the damage to the environment created by production of computers and cell phones. She ought to go live in a natural cave to back up her opinion. If she really believed in what she is promoting.

    The 1997 book, by Paul Lukas, “Inconspicuous Consumption: An Obsessive Look at the Stuff We Take for Granted, from the Everyday to the Obscure” might be a better choice with a somewhat similar title.

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  6. These Kennedies are all descendants of a criminal bootlegger who wanted his offspring to get into government (because it’s legal to plunder if you’re in govt?). Only libtards will buy her book.

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  7. That will work. /sarc
    Why is it always the rich who want to have a recession and tell everybody how to live while they jet the world in a plane serviced by we deplorables?
    Kennedy, a name that will live long in infamy.

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  8. “tatianna”
    another fucking democrat communist
    probably named after stalin’s mother or something
    she wrote as much of a book as she is going to fly the plane that she travels in

    tatiana ‘sham wow’ kennedy
    get your tickets now

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  9. @ Billy Fuster – Congrats on your sale and I hope that burger is the juiciest, best beef you’ve ever had.
    In fact, I’m going to now go get a big real beef burger and join you!
    Oh, and by the way: FO Tatiana.
    (Who the hell names their kid “Tatiana”?)

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