A photographer captured the magical moment a bird s*** on Don Lemon

23 Comments on A photographer captured the magical moment a bird s*** on Don Lemon

1. surprised he didnt
   A. Lick it off
   B. smear it with his fingers and shove it under the nose of nearest bystander.

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2. Just a prelude to worse to come hopefully. Leh-mon and his media ilk deserve to be served up hot, steaming, piled high shit sandwiches for the rest of their lives, for what they have enabled the democrats to do this country.

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3. Hey yeah, lick it off. Pretend it’s date night.

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4. Too bad it didn’t fall in his mouth like that one time Cyndi Lauper caught a mouthful of pigeon poop.

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5. Instead of all the ***, the correct tense to use is shat. As in “I was shat upon by sparrows”

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6. Shit happens.

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7. Don Lemon IS shit

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8. For other people, bird’s sing!

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9. Those poor dogs. Forced to lick peanut butter and smell his smegma no doubt.

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10. And the irony of it all is that it was a “Black Bird”

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11. How wuz the bird to know Don wuz any different than the rest of the “stuff” that’s in that dog park?

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12. Too bad it wasn’t an albatross.
    They Shit “Yuge” and from High up.

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13. He would have licked it off but it was from a female bird.

    izlamo delenda est …

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14. Since when do people put a hat and glasses on poop?

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15. Since he has shit for brains it went unnoticed on his head for three days.

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16. It’s the revenge of the dirty birds from the old Nissan commercial. While riding my bike home from work years ago and coming thru Riverfront Park in downtown Spokane a seagull dropped one right on the bill of my baseball cap, thank God I had my hat on since seagull poop would not have been a pretty sight on top of my bald head.

17. I bet he ate it (poop)

18. He calls eating poop Sex!

19. I’ve probably told this story before, when I was in Navy boot camp in San Diego in the Fall of 1972 one day we were out on the the grinder (parade ground) being inspected by our Company Commander and standing at attention when a seagull flying by pooped right onto the Co. Commanders cap and we all saw it. It’s very hard to stifle a laugh when standing at attention and not to get caught laughing out loud but we all managed to do it and no one got busted and ended up with more PT as a result. It still was as funny as hell though. And my Co. Commander deserved it because he was a prick.

20. Racist birds no doubt.

21. he’s our alophen baby…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SImNLIz1adk

22. Only a seks assaulter and hiv-infected cretin would be proud of this incident. pathetic shyt-head.

23. If only cows could fly!