Diogenes’ Middle Finger:
Marianne Williamson is by far the most entertaining candidate in the Dems 2020 lineup. The New Age guru has said enough is enough, and if elected president she will establish a new “Department of Peace” to both disarm Americans and stomp out pesky white privilege. Sure, a lot of the other democrats are crazy too, but none of them come close to this level of hilarious insanity.
Williamson announced on her website the new bureaucracy:
“Marianne Williamson, as President, will work with the Congress to create a cabinet-level U.S. Department of Peace. Ending the scourge of violence in the United States and across the planet requires more than suppressing violence. Lasting peace requires its active and systematized cultivation at every level of government and society. The U.S. Department of Peace will coordinate and spur the efforts we need to make our country and the world a safer place. Nothing short of broad-scale investment and government reorientation can truly turn things around.”
And she even worked up a sweet logo:
We have several Depts of Peace. The Army, Air Force, Marines, etc
Cuckoo
OTW – she’ll use the Dept. of Peace to murder millions of Americans.
How about the US Dept of Karma. I’m sure they can use that to justify whatever hellfire they want to come down on us.
How about a Department of Piece? Every citizen is required to own an unregistered firearm.
“Hi. I’m from the Government. Show me your weapon, please.”
“Nice. Carry on.”
She’s so groovy! She’s really a far out chic that’s getting in my head.
Nothing to me sounds more like a department of war on liberty than her department of peace.
Screw you, you lunatic!
I Don’t think she could pass red flag laws.
white noise is very peaceful.
notice the noise is white.
Department of Peace= Brown Shirts
cletus, yeah, but what about ‘pink noise?’
(For those unfamiliar with it, no, it’s not what you get from a room full of women. That’s called ‘loud noise.’)
I would rather listen to her than Elizabeth Warren.
I prefer listening to the current President.
I can listen to him through four terms
That pink logo………….. I got nuttin’.
@Anonymous
And armed Militias thanks to the 2nd Amendment!!
Anyone here think she’s smokin’ something?
It seems like the democrats got all their candidates right out of a nut house.
I lovecwhite noise in the Office. Men often get very loud as well
She’s on the mushrooms again.
UPA – Unicorn Protection Agency
“Crack down on whiteness?”
FUCK YOU. TRY IT.
Marianne’s campaign slogan: “I’ll do a crackdown for all you groovy people who vote for me”.
Uh, dumb ass Marianne, it’s called the “Ministry of Peace” just like in the movie you leftists twats are trying to emulate.
Peace is what’s left over when all of your opposition, all of your enemies, are dead.
Peace baby! Roll a nuther one, just like the other one.
Right arm!
Outta state!
Farm out!
And don’t Bogart that joint either. Betcha that her favorite 60’s movie was Billy Jack and it’s shitty song One Tin Soldier. Her theme song should be Imagine by John lennon.
I hope Joe picks her as VP
After he forgets that he picked someone else.
I would never vote for her, but sadly, she’s the best of the lot.
I would have hit on that when I was in my twenties in college and just out of the army.
Marianne Sparkleshine Stardust Williamson is a great name.
Hickenlooper should have changed his name to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.