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I can smell it from outside.
It’s too dry
Save some for me
Are you gonna play with it, or eat it?
This again???
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Nice and Juicy.
I like it a Little Pink.
I think I’m gonna have SECONDS!
The Fish is done.
Well maybe not.
How do you get the sauce out of this thing?
Polish sausage tonight.
I like mine rare.
The Butt Roast is served.
Dang that was good.
This is Delicious !
Got any Tartar Sauce?
Who’s ready for a Sausage !
Your a slow eater.
Are You Gonna eat that or Do You a Napkin !
You’re damn cell phone
Are You Going to Eat That, or do You need a Napkin ?
Her Comes the Gravy !
Time for desert😘
Lip Smacking good.
This is too Hot to Eat!
Are you just gonna stare at it or are you gonna eat it??
Great Pie !
Aaaaaaaahhhh. That really hit the spot
Come on. Dig in.
I’ll help clean up !
It’s an old family recipe.
Honey , are You Full Yet !
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I Bet You Can’t Take Another Bite !
I love Tacos.
Freshly Tossed Salad is The Best !
Pass the meat.
If it smells like fish…eat all you wish, if it smells like cologne….leave it alone.
That is wondrously thick asparagus!
I’ve not seen a bratwurst that large in FOREVAH!
Are all your dishes usually this hot?
When we come over, do we come in the front or back door?
Would you like your braunschweiger wrapped or raw?
This is better than your sister’s!
Even my Mom’s is not quite as delicious!
Women: Save the dark meat for me!
Oops, found a hair…
Do you mind not farting while I’m trying to eat.
Tuff crowd tonight.
Doc, you beat me to it. I was going to say, “I’d love to have seconds.”
I invited the neighbor to join us.
That’s the BEST short cake I’ve seen this year!
Grandma ALWAYS had the hottest pies.
My last girlfriend’s used to taste like it had cheese in it. That’s why I dumped her.
Dad, are you heating up your dark meat again?
Gramma is old school, she only likes white meat please.
What size are the portions of your white meat and dark meat servings?
How You Can Still Have Your Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat???????
When working at a sub shop, a guy ordered a meatball sub. I asked, as I was trained), “Do you want sauce on your balls”. I guess he said something smart, that I hadn’t heard. And since I was terribly shy and rarely looked at people, I missed the look he and the guys in line got on their faces. When my fellow workers told me what I had said and the reactions, I ran to the rest room until he left.
Mashed potatoes? And cottage cheese? Awwwww…
Do you have a senior citizens discount?
Wang Jangler
(name for large spoon)
How long do you let your loin cool before you serve it hot?
I heard you have a nice hot beef sammitch, but this is over the top!
Do you always run the skewer all the way through the meat?
When you fluff the salad, you have to make sure you scrape the bottom.
Don’t worry about utensils just use your hands.
Gee Wally, Don’t you think you’re being a little hard on the Beaver tonight?
Sit down, shut up and eat!
Blow it
Bless us, O Lord, and these, Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty.
Do you want me to stuff the bird?
Let’s eat out tonight!
That’s awfully big. You might have to hold it with both hands.
Here’s a napkin; you have something running down your chin.
Oh no, I left it in too long, now it’s ruined!
Bee healthy, eat your honey!
Mmm… salty!
Him: “That wasn’t very good.”
Her: “Fine, next time do it yourself.”
Stop playing with that and EAT IT!
Let’s not talk about that right now.
Hurry up before it gets cold.
Would you mind closing the curtains, I really don’t want the neighbors watching while I’m eating.
You want it now or after the dogs have been taken care of?
Wow, that was different! Did you learn to do that on the internet?