A Warning To The Paste Eaters

23 Comments on A Warning To The Paste Eaters

1. A new reason each day to SMH. I swallowed bleach at one time, but hey, I was three. Is that the excuse for this nitwits? Their mental age?

2. I bet some guys are going to be wondering why their sinuses cleared so quickly.

3. VapoRub?!? Don’t be *silly*!
   Everyone knows you should use Ben Gay.

4. Don’t coroners put a gob under their noses while conducting postmortems? Here’s a hint to you ladies that would use this method. Try another approach, cleaning instead of trying to mask odors usually works. And quit eating paste.

5. Looks like someone read a book that encouraged the use of Albolene for “fun in the bedroom”, and just couldn’t remember the name.

6. Wonder if Gwynie or her dumbass followers ever tried Icy Hot in the hooch?

7. Maybe some Icy Hot might work for E D. It would get the blood flowing.

8. Millennials “having the vapors”.

9. We SHOULD be getting smarter as a nation, not more stupid.

   In the ’70s, we never had to be told NOT to do stupid things because no one did stupid things. The worst I remember is someone idiot sticking his tongue on something super frozen and the school nurse had to come out and pour warm water on it until I was able to pull it off.

10. snapper balm.

11. The dumbest thing I ever did was put a bunch of butch wax in my hair when I was about 9 or 10 trying to slick my hair back. I used way too much and just ended up with very greasy slick hair. It made my hair slick enough so that my dad gave me a pig shave just so I couldn’t do that again. You old guys know what a pig shave is, it’s what we call a real, real short buzz cut now.

12. Would put “Coaches Liniment” in the jocks of freshmen just before football practice. Add a little moisture via sweat and SHAZAM! your parts are burning.

    While known to be universally stupid, no freshman I knew would purposely do it to themselves. Of course their crotches never smelled like a tuna boat either.

13. To those women who think a VapoRub douche is a good idea.
    Wait until you try a jalapeño tampon.

14. The general rule is (or at least should be) never put anything Up There with a non-zero Scoville scale rating.

15. @Czar of Defenes.: You wouldn’t advise that if you had ever Ben Her.

16. I guess it worked for menthol cigarettes.
    Inhaling it at the other end, not so much.

17. KY Jelly, mint jelly; what’s the diff?

18. Reminds me of when my sister put nair on her eyebrows and um, another place. I felt sorry for her pain, but for cripes sake! And I was considered the dumb one in the family.

19. When my Father turned on the shower his feet were covered in bubbling draino. My Mother had put it in the drain but forgot to wash it down.
    The upside was it cured his athletes feet so he recommended to all his buddies.

20. Kentucky Jelly

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STFwMDkMDWc

21. Grool: I just about died right there!

22. Like Preparation H. Sticks to your teeth, tastes awful, for all the good it does, you may as well shove it up your ass.

23. YOu mean on your whoha???