Patriot Retort: In October of last year, California decided to decriminalize knowingly spreading HIV.
It’s flat-out insane.
And the logic behind it doesn’t take into account medical research regarding the resurgence of HIV and the rise of drug-resistant forms of the disease.
As of now, if you have HIV, you can knowingly spread the disease to another partner and face no consequences.
But heaven forbid you get caught with a plastic straw!
buy a 100 ft roll of plastic tubing and cut off what you need. Should last for years.
I’m buying a Copper Straw, for Movie type of outings.
Or go to Amazon and buy 5000 for 40 bucks.
I’m already working on Ghost Straws.
The law that just can’t suck enough…
Disney is banning straws and plastic bags in all parks.
I thought they used rolled up money out there.
How about those ‘beer can hats?’ The ones that have a loopy straw going to the beer cans?
What would happen if someone showed up in sf with a MAGA beer can hat? They’d probably blow a gasket. Right after I make my microphone, I’m gonna put on one of them hats and go interviewing.
They consume beverages via enema out that way now days.
I think Dianny has a great idea. I have some ‘straws’ to sell for $2 a piece. LOL.
Drinking a soda with that “straw” in California
is the same as eating vanilla yogurt out of a mayonnaise jar anywhere else!
Trolling trolling trolling….
I use straws more than ever. It feels great committing environmental sins.
The best way to get around California’s plastic straw ban is to get the hell out of California and never go back.
Does anyone besides me remember the paper straws they used to insert in the small cartons of milk in elementary school at lunch time. The only thing good about those paper straws was for launching spit balls at other kids.
Psssssst! Hey buddy, I got bendy straws and straight straws. What cha need?
Are bendy straws all gay and rainbow colored by any chance?
These comparisons have been going on in California for decades.
Like when they first started banning smoking.
You can smoke another dude’s pole while waiting for a bus on the street corner, oh that’s perfectly okay.
But you can’t smoke a fucking Marlboro!
But you can smoke dope in public. I don’t know about California but I saw a guy toking on a joint in the parking lot of the Winco where I buy my groceries in Spokane this morning.
Hilarious.
@geofftheardvark – you mean the little paper straws that were wrapped in plastic? And how are kids supposed to drink their juice boxes.
This is good. 80% straws.
https://www.facebook.com/LiquorGunsBaconAndTits2/photos/a.1162278297147151.1073741828.1162253980482916/2112880918753546/?type=3&theater
Leftist California dilemma: Illegal alien caught dealing plastic straws on video. Arrest or release?
Making Paper Straws
Amazing engineering:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS5OQabTCe8
IF you drink beer, who needs a straw?
That said, we are being strangulated by plastic.
Conservation and less Consumerism.
GEOFF
thatswhy from 1949 to 1960 I always sat in the back. I learned in ’48 to cover my back Like LA county Sheriff Wyatt Earp I kept my back to the wall.
In college just the opposite. front row