‘World first’ home sperm testing kit will measure count AND the quality of semen samples.
Until now, self tests only indicated sperm count – ignoring the importance of semen quality, which could leave some men are falsely reassured.
A ‘world first’ men’s home sperm test kit which measures quality as well as count has been launched in the UK.
Woo hoo! Just ordered me a case!
Now the Russians will pick out the best swimmers and beat the shit out of us in the Olympics. Damn!
I’ll never be able to get it into that little box.
I’ll spill seeds all over the floor.
Does it come with a video?
My wife tests my sperm about once a month
Guess I should mention she is a Microbiologist
Hey, I’ll have to give this a shot!
Pound sign, a lot of wives test more often than that.
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The next marketing gimmick springing from this one:
“Buy SPERMO! The amaaaazing tool kit to IMPROVE your sperm quality! Call now, operators are waiting.”
Directions: Step 1. Have wife, girlfriend, or intern put on blue Gap dress…