After 30 Years, Alarmists Are Still Predicting A Global Warming ‘Apocalypse’ – IOTW Report

After 30 Years, Alarmists Are Still Predicting A Global Warming ‘Apocalypse’

 

Hawai’i Free Press:

by Michael Bastasch, Daily Caller, 11/25/2017

For at least three decades scientists and environmental activists have been warning that the world is on the verge of a global warming “apocalypse” that will flood coastal cities, tear up roads and bridges with mega-storms and bring widespread famine and misery to much of the world.

The only solution, they say, is to rid the world of fossil fuels — coal, natural gas and oil — that serve as the pillars of modern society. Only quick, decisive global action can avert the worst effects of manmade climate change, warn international bodies like the United Nations, who say we only have decades left — or even less!

Of course, human civilization has not collapsed, despite decades of predictions that we only have years left to avert disaster. Ten years ago, the U.N. predicted we only had “as little as eight years left to avoid a dangerous global average rise of 2C or more.”

This failed prediction, however, has not stopped the U.N. and others from issuing more apocalyptic statements.

To celebrate nearly three decades of dire predictions, The Daily Caller News Foundation put together this list of some of the most severe doomsday prophecies made by scientists, activists and politicians. MORE

15 Comments on After 30 Years, Alarmists Are Still Predicting A Global Warming ‘Apocalypse’

  1. Al Gore plows his profits into buying Florida and Caribbean oceanfront mega-mansion estates. At sea level.

    Because he knows the Poles aren’t melting and Florida isn’t going to submerge like Atlantis as he tells The Gullibles.

    PT Barnum summed him up nicely.

  2. Assholes like Al Gore and other climate hysterics and grifters make my pray for a real apocalypse. We’re long past the point where the herd needs to be culled but good and severely. Way too many goddamn morons and assholes in the World.

  3. Had they been able to use Our Current day Technology in the Middle Ages Europe, they would surely have predicted a Global Calamity per week !
    The ” Town Crier ” would have been Al Gores distant Grandfather ,He most likely sold ” Clean Brick Credit’s ” to be redeemed by Loving Mother Earth !!!

  4. Man Made Global Warming never smelled right from the day it started out as Global Cooling.
    To all of yous Moisturizing Meteorillogical Climatologists and Preposterous Prognosticators; One day we will find you buried in the COEXIST graveyard of Liberal fantasy land! Meanwhile, worry not about rising seas and be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Leftist souls would scarcely get your feet wet.

    Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan, and let not the Muslim Brotherhood sands of time get in your lunch.

    Take heart in the deepening gloom that you and yer friends are getting more and more dumbed down.
    You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
the universe is laughing behind your back.
    Go bore a hole in yerself and let the sap run out while huffing Unicorn farts!

  5. Rat Fink’ it sort of sounds like you’re channeling that miserable spoken poem from the 70’s Desiderata. Or worse The Box spoken by John Denver. The left are nothing but a bunch of malcontent knuckleheads who have listened to Chicken Little far too much and actually believe that we are doomed by everything we do. EFF MA GAIA!

  6. Flood coastal cities, hmmm. Us yokels here in Arizona wouldn’t mind having a bit of ocean coastline in the future.
    The East coast cities can change the “bad” fossil fueled transportation to row boats to get around.
    So, what’s the downside again? I think I missed the point.

  7. I just looked up the National lampoon version of Deteriorata on You Tube and see where you got the you are the fluke of the universe, you have no right to be here, the universe is laughing behind your back and just plain GIVE UP! I forgot that version till I remembered hearing that version on a progressive FM station back in the early 70’s.

  8. Once you’re “all in” on some stupid lie, you have no choice but to continue.

    Hence:
    Socialists (National, Inter-National, Soviet, Italian (Fascists), Demonrat, Christian, African, Asian, &c.),
    Racists,
    Globaloney-ism,
    Climate-Bull,
    Wind Power,
    Electric Cars,
    Hydrogen Fuel,
    Ethanol,
    DEF,
    Politicians promoting the public “good,”
    Selfless Public “Servants,”
    Blah, blah, blah …

    izlamo delenda est …

  9. I like global warming. Without it where I live would still be beneath a glacier. The glacier left long ago without any help from mankind. I doubt mankind could bring it back if they tried. Nor can they melt the ice caps.

  10. geoff – It was on National Lampoon’s Radio Dinner from 1972.
    I’m sorta partial to the version I did a few years ago for the Øbamboozler:

    Go placidly amid the noise and waste. And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece (of Seseme street) thereof.
    Avoid brilliant and strong persons.
    Inflate your tires.
    Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself (even though in your own tiny mind there are none) and heed well their advice, even though they be imbeciles.
    Know Hu to bow to…..and Wen!
    Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that THREE…do.
    Whenever possible, avoid decisions.
    Exaggerate your achievements and cloak your plans in “Transparency”.
    Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, despite the changing fortunes of time, there will always be a big future in humis.
    Strive at all times to seal records, lie, deceive and destroy emails.
    Whilst you wallow in vast fields of Bullshit, remember Benghazi!
    Know yourself. If you need help, call Jeremiah Wright.
    Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
especially with those persons closest to you – – that Dipshit Holder on yer left for instance.
    Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would drown your shallow, skinny little ass.
    May the Muslim Brotherhood’s sandfleas of time forever infest your goat sandwich.
    Hire Imams with hooks and sing Sheik Yerbouhti.
    For a good time, call 1-800-606-4311. Ask for Reggie.
    Take heart, in the bedeepening gloom, that your wife is finally getting enough Arugula.
    Reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot,
 it could only be worse in Kenya.
    Therefore, make peace with your god,
whether you conceive him to be a 
hairy thunderer, or cosmic pedophile.
    With all your silly Hope and Change, Fundamental Transformation, wild and reckless spending, domestic spying, filthy Occupy Squatters, DREAM acts, Jihad-coddling, Benghazi-Bullshitting, Bush-blaming, Climate lies, Healthcare scams, shams and broken promises, the world continues to deteriorate, so Party Hearty and Fore……..
    You are a Fluke
 of the Universe. You have no right to be here.

    And whether you can hear it or not
the Universe is laughing behind your back you two-bit, jug-eared, belly-aching, finger-pointing, maladroit, fundamentally-transforming, out-of-touch, Lying-Denying, dog-eating, flexible, Deserter-honoring, Gay-obsessed, stair-prancing, sheet-grabbing, pillow-biting, arrogant, flaming, Constitution-stomping, Communist Organizing, phoney-baloney plastic-banana republic Marxist, Muzlim Mallard!

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