I love this guy! This video was from some time last summer, but that doesn’t make it any less fantastic.
Wide Open Country:
The story of how a drunk couple crashed their car and caused a swarm of angry bees to attack those nearby may not seem that interesting. When the story is described by a southern man named Gary Lee Anderson, well, that’s another story. Go see!
h/t Ladygun 12
How could she do that? I sent her that video of my cousin and dun told her not to share it!
“I dint know they wuz gettin et up by bees. I thought they was just high…”
Best line I’ve heard all day!
Patton Spur lol coulda been some of my kin. Can’t wait for the auto-tune version.
I wonder what drugs he thought they were on, so thirsty they crashed the car to get to the hose quickly.
And is that a purple Suzuki Sidekick? That is such a hillbilly ride lololol
Ha Ha I would trust that guy
over any New York city slicker…
My people are simple. Don’t make fun of them! The get angry real quick like, you know! Deliverance Like!
I hear they’re coming out with a subtitled version of that interview for Yankees.
@ThirdTwin Yup.
Love that guy. Hell of a brogue. He must be from the Aran Islands.
“et up by b ees.”
He sounds perfectly normal to me.
Haaaa, This is why a could never move to the south. And 88 does not equal 3. Not even close.
I sure like them french-fried potaters.
I travel all over up there in the ag business. Easy to poke fun of them, but some of the best people you could ever hope to meet.
And that attitude is why we don’t want you moving here.
Anonymous, Don’t worry. Any slower you’d be backing the fuck up.
I hate feeling like I gotta slap a bitch on the back of his head so he can finish his sentence.
We always try to talk slower around folks that ain’t as quick witted as we are.
Bubba’s Brother
As you know, that’s me.
Sometimes I wish I could upvote “anonymous” comments, but…
VV, I know, who the hell is he. On top of that, there could be a bunch of them.
Vietvet, Go ahead, make an exception. I’ll start drawing you pictures too.
The pinnacle of the educated white male. This guy is what the left would have every one believe we are. Get a fing grip.
Never confuse an accent with a lack of intelligence. If you do, you’re instantly at a disadvantage.
LOL Brad – just “yankin’ yer chain” a little, “pullin’ yer strang”, “pokin’ a little fun” atcha, pushin’ yer buttons, steppin’ on yer bunion and tryin’ to get a rise outta ya.
even steven
If he worked for me I would fire him the first day for the inability to effectively communicate. Hows that? And drawing pictures don’t count.
Bubba,
Maybe a little. Hee Hee.
One thing about our friend in KY though is that if the SHTF for real, he won’t be running around like the city dwelling elitists trying to steal food from the grocery store. He’s already “livin’ off the land” to a large extent.
Bubba’s Brother
SHTF plan, I’m short on food, long on ammo and water. A ton of game around here and no one hunts. Black Tail Deer, Turkey up the wazoo, Geese, ducks, and I’m proficient with a bow. I’ll dig in, unless of course it’s Thermal Nuclear. Then we’ll be dead anyway. Or at least glowing in the dark.
@Bad Brad… That’s funny!
@Thirdtwin, yeah! I instantly heard Sweet Brown in my mind: “I thought somebody was barbecuing (barbecuing, barbecuing)….”
Pog mo Theoin again.
I had trouble hearing the beginning of the interview.
What was he doing with his chickens?
Choking them?
And is the TV guy really named Sam Dick?
Now that’s an entertaining interview. Betcha
that phucker can cook some good food.
I’ve kinda lived all over the US. Enough to qualify as a mongrel Yankabilly. Been in TN 2 1/2 years now. It took me 6 months to go out on a limb and check out what my families in “the hollers” enjoyed.
Ain’t nuthin’ like some redneck fun mud-boggin’ and rock crawlin’ (bought me a Jeep this past Saturday), spending a day just drifting on the river, and filling yer belly at supper with some pinto beans and skillet cornbread.
lisl, ain’t nobody got time fo dat, ain’t nobody got time fo dat, ain’t nobody got time, ain’t nobody got time, ain’t nobody got time fo dat.
reminds me of keersarge
https://youtu.be/USLeka5BldQ
That thar is my cousin Bocephus…
Heh, he thought they were HA.
Great, great interview.
“Screamin’ and squallerin'”
“At girl in at lil bikini, she had red dots hall hover her.”
Ah, my native tongue. Love it.