[…] “We have them on the roof, they’re pecking at our roofs,” resident Donna Scala told WABC-TV. “Our brand new vehicles? They’re pecking at our vehicles. All I’m looking for is that they be moved. Put them in a big property, hundreds of acres of property. ” MORE@KFI
27 Comments on Aggressive Turkeys Terrorizing New Jersey Neighborhood
Comments are closed.
Liberals only get pissed when their cars get fucked up. Bears break off their heads… swans kill them in a kiddie pool.
“Oh, the poor bears!”
And then the turkey shits on the CAR!
“We got to get rid of them!”
Oh, for goodness’ sake!
Turkeys first terrorize D.C. and now N.J. Where next?
We can’t do anything because of regulations. Liberal bullshit always bites them in the ass.
This though reminds me of my all time favorite episode of WKRP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg
I’ve witnessed wild turkeys in New Jersey. Those birds are very large. Heh!!@
@Katdog – Heh! Me, too. I was driving home from Long Beach Island in 1972 when a wild turkey tried to fly through the windshield of my F100. It made it about half-way.
Big bird. BI-I-I-IG bird.
I’ve had turkeys peck at my chrome bumper, during mating season I guess.
Had to chase them away with some .22 rifle fire.
Pretty much like liberals pursuing false dreams/promises, had to be forcibly deterred from harming themselves and/or others.
Cool.
But these same people would have a $hit fit if you shot the turkeys and….
Deep fried….baked…..or smoked them.
Well, Thanksgiving is approaching so maybe they could invite a few to dinner.
Leftists always defend and encourage ILLEGAL immigrants, no matter the destruction to Americans.
The demoncrats are probably registering each turkey In preparation for the 2020 election.
Sane people call them wild, destructive interlopers. DemoncRATS call them voters.
It sounds odd, in cities people are eating from garbage pails, in Jersey, Turkey dinners are causing damage. Can’t these problems help solve each other?
I have an idea.
Popeyes is rolling out their new fried turkey sammich, get your reservation early for the best beatdown of the season…..
Democrats. NJ is full of the gobbling traffic hazards.
Honest officer, I feared for my life. I had to shoot them all in self defense.
They’re just protesting Thanksgiving.
Living on a farm in West KY we see wild turkeys a lot. Those birds have attitude, let me tell you. Especially when they have chicks. If they decide to go through the yard, they will stroll right by you.
Of course the squirrels will also sit on the porch & mock the dog in the window. 😆
that about farm was me
Breaking News: Originally reported as wild turkeys, it turns out that democrats having a tantrum were the cause of the chaos in New Jersey.
“Those people are really for the birds”, said Donna Scala.
@Old Racist White Woman,
You beat me to it,,,
LMFO!
LMAO! I stood looking at my neighbors car and 2 female turkeys were on the cars trunk scratching away. They would stop and look at their reflection and continue their scratching. Then they hopped on top of their truck camper and scratched and pecked. They love standing and gaze into the trucks chrome bumper pecking at that too. Lol!
Here’s a nice fantasy: Turk-fil-A
Leftists have no clue about Nature and fear it. Idiots.
I doubt the turkeys are aggressive. Their pecking is no big deal. We had them on and around our home in TN. We thought it a privilege to see them up close.
Now these NJ liberals know how the Kurds feel.
Got stuffing?
that reminds me; I need to stock up on more 101.
I moved to a new home when I was 8 y.o. where I had to walk past a barn where turkies roamed free. They terrorized me for a couple weeks as I walked home from the school bus. Until I learned to manup and made it clear to them I could fight back and one or more of them could soon become dinner if they didn’t stop it. They did. All critters sense fear and will take advantage of it – until it’s gone.