Breitbart:
Former Vice President Al Gore is now telling his climate disciples that God commands us to go forth and fight global warming.
Engaging in some advanced publicity for his new global warming film spectacular, “An Inconvenient Sequel,” Gore told Interview Magazine that God didn’t create global warming and wants us to fix it. Read more
I thought Al Gore WAS God. At least that’s what it seems He would have us believe.
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God will not be mocked. I hope this douche has asbestos underwear.
TSUNAMI,
I hope he doesn’t.
The Goracle speaks.
Give the guy a break. He was traumatized when he was little by a melted popsicle, and then fell into a pool that was up to his knees but was supposed to be only up to his ankles. When he was little, he once saw a polar bearskin rug on which someone dropped an icecube. He is a victim.
He can’t be hit by a stray bus soon enough.
Maybe we can pay a cabbi…..
@plain jane
OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP, IT’S TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR LAUGHTER.
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Plain Jain didn’t say whether it was a lubricated bearskin or not?
Just spent 30 minutes looking through my Bible and didn’t find the connection he thinks is there. We were given dominion over the earth but no where does it say about rendering unto anyone carbon offsets.
An Incontinent Squeal.
Now I want you to Squeal like a pig boy, go on, do it!
If God didn’t create global warming, then I must have created it, myself. That makes me better than God. That means f’im! If He wants it changed, he can pay me.
I thought it was his “Chakra” that he bowed down to, not God.
I wouldn’t worry too much until he establishes Goretown and starts serving Koolaid…
Anybody have any footage of Gore molting? “I reveal my inner self!” (pulls off face)
In a song Bono said ‘the God I know isn’t short of cash, mister’.
I like that statement, I also think that the God I know isn’t afraid of a little variation in CO2 levels. On this Earth that He created.
It seems to me that God set up a pretty nifty non-divergent self-regulating climate system here on Earth. The simple fact that in some 4.5 billion years this planet hasn’t gone all Venus on us is strong evidence that if left alone, our climate stays within the happy zone. Contrary to earlier reports, Gore believes in an UNhappy ending.
“… that God didn’t create global warming and wants us to fix it.”
An obvious appeal to Theosophy. The religious aspect of Globaloney Warming Bullshit writ large.
How do you know that, Al? Divine revelation? Voice in yer vacant whiffle ball?
Little blue guys in silver suits telling you stuff? Bank account dipped below $500 Million? What is it, Al?
C’mon – take yer Thorazine and tell us all about it.
Daddy use to … what, Al? What did Daddy do … or not do? Why do you hate America, Al? … in fact, why do you hate Humanity, Al? … and why do you resent God?
izlamo delenda est …
Lightning bolt in 3…2…1!
Uhhh. Yeeaah. Al, buddy, time to bone up on the First Commandment. OK pal?
When did Gore discover God? And which God does he worship?
he did flunk out of divinity and law grad school … his grades sucked in fact all through college and he also did shitty in any science classes he took. so natural field of endeavor: Marxist-Leninist Climate Cargo Cult.
I challenge Gore to say Allah told him to do it. Moron!
You won’t have to worry about global warming, you will be surrounded with fire that does not go out and there is no A/C.
Elmer G. Gore
Interesting this article preceeds this one. It cannot get any more ironic than that.