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Allusion

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29 Comments on Allusion

  1. Ralph and Stymie grew up and went to hell?

    Guess I shouldn’t be surprised. That frequently felt like a foregone conclusion.

    The whereabouts of the babysitter remain a mystery.

  2. What are those two rotting Roosevelts talking about?
    Ralph and Stymie joined the choir at some church in Chicago and were never heard from again. Sad.

  3. Impeach Chance the Gardener

    Ron Steigler: Mr. Gardner, uh, my editors and I have been wondering if you would consider writing a book for us, something about your um, political philosophy, what do you say?
    Chance the Gardener: I can’t write.
    Ron Steigler: Heh, heh, of course not, who can nowadays? Listen, I have trouble writing a postcard to my children. Look uhh, we can give you a six figure advance, I’ll provide you with the very best ghost-writer, proof-readers…
    Chance the Gardener: I can’t read.
    Ron Steigler: Of course you can’t! No one has the time! We, we glance at things, we watch television…
    Chance the Gardener: I like to watch TV.
    Ron Steigler: Oh, oh, oh sure you do. No one reads!

  4. @Stymie’s Babysitter – so good to see you again, I really missed your wit and charm.

    Sorry to hear about those half-wit nit-wit charges, Ralph and Stymie. Perhaps you might find two new young skulls of mush to provide guidance and oversight to. 😉

  5. Anyone ever watch the movie “Being There” with Peter Sellers? One of my favorite movies. He plays Chauncey Gardner. A while back I mentioned to the partner, 0-ssiah reminds me of him;). But Chauncey is smarter;)

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