Think I saw him stumbling away from an ice cream shop and some old lady dressed like a hooker in a black plastic skirt chasing him.
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And I didn’t get one of those annoying Amber Alert messages on my cell phone either. Calling all the American people, be on the lookout for a decrepit, dementia ridden 78 yr. old man pretending to be President. He is not considered to be dangerous but he is a sneaky bastard who the men with the butterfly nets needs to be captured immediately to be taken back to the Funny farm where he belongs. He has also been heard muttering something about a giant invisible rabbit named Harvey.
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All I saw was his back.
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Throw the b̶a̶b̶y̶ bastard out with his bath water.
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Shouldn’t it be “silver alert”?
Amber alert would be to help bidepends search for a little girl to sniff.
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“Think I saw him stumbling away from an ice cream shop”
How lucky Biden is, to able to eat ice cream as fast as he wants without getting brain freeze.
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@Jethro — Heh! Yes, Joey would trigger a silver alert.
Here in Sarasota County (a/k/a “God’s Waiting Room”), I see an amber alert every month or three. Silver alerts? Two or three a week!
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@Uncle Al
And they almost always involve a 1990’s era Camry…
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He may be white but his overall actions are dark……VERY, VERY dark.
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The last part should say:…. if found please take him for a long walk on a short pier.
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He was last seen wiping his butt.
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God bless the meme poster, been an abysmal last few weeks, finally got an lol
oh, and blessed are the cheese makers
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Amber?
Silver?
Brown alert for obvious reasons.
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Maybe they just shouldn’t find him!
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What’s the problem?
Like any other rodent, he can be tracked by the trail of urine he leaves behind.
Think I saw him stumbling away from an ice cream shop and some old lady dressed like a hooker in a black plastic skirt chasing him.
And I didn’t get one of those annoying Amber Alert messages on my cell phone either. Calling all the American people, be on the lookout for a decrepit, dementia ridden 78 yr. old man pretending to be President. He is not considered to be dangerous but he is a sneaky bastard who the men with the butterfly nets needs to be captured immediately to be taken back to the Funny farm where he belongs. He has also been heard muttering something about a giant invisible rabbit named Harvey.
All I saw was his back.
Throw the b̶a̶b̶y̶ bastard out with his bath water.
Shouldn’t it be “silver alert”?
Amber alert would be to help bidepends search for a little girl to sniff.
“Think I saw him stumbling away from an ice cream shop”
How lucky Biden is, to able to eat ice cream as fast as he wants without getting brain freeze.
@Jethro — Heh! Yes, Joey would trigger a silver alert.
Here in Sarasota County (a/k/a “God’s Waiting Room”), I see an amber alert every month or three. Silver alerts? Two or three a week!
@Uncle Al
And they almost always involve a 1990’s era Camry…
He may be white but his overall actions are dark……VERY, VERY dark.
The last part should say:…. if found please take him for a long walk on a short pier.
He was last seen wiping his butt.
God bless the meme poster, been an abysmal last few weeks, finally got an lol
oh, and blessed are the cheese makers
Amber?
Silver?
Brown alert for obvious reasons.
Maybe they just shouldn’t find him!
What’s the problem?
Like any other rodent, he can be tracked by the trail of urine he leaves behind.