PYONGYANG, North Korea — North Korea gave foreign media access on Monday to three detained Americans who said they have been able to contact their families and — watched by officials as they spoke — called for Washington to send a high-ranking representative to negotiate for their freedom.
Jeffrey Fowle and Mathew Miller said they expect to face trial within a month. But they said they do not know what punishment they could face or what the specific charges against them are. Kenneth Bae, who already is serving a 15-year term, said his health has deteriorated at the labor camp where he works eight hours a day.
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“…called for Washington to send a high-ranking representative to negotiate for their freedom…”
I know how you can get the highest-ranking representative there by Friday…
http://tinyurl.com/olz4uer
NO WAY! Their CIC (Chunk In Charge) cheats…everything is a GIMME! Come to think of it that sounds just like O(*******)bama!
(Calling US for help)
That’s some funny shit, I don’t care who you are.
Unfortunately the people in prisons can’t appreciate Oblowme humor
Of course….no details on WTF they were doing there in the first place. “Humanitarian”…oh, really?! If they were that stupid….
Send Jimmy Carter and Jesse Jackson. Maybe even Dennis Rodman.
First things first. Round up any NoKos here and incarcerate them. Will it help? No, but I will feel better.
Special Nork guru Bill ‘Playstations And Nukes’ Richardson was on various outlets proclaiming expert knowledge and insights to what makes the Kim Family tick. Without this toad and Bill ‘Where Are All The Pyongyang Sisters At?’ Clinton, the DPRK would have been ground into a fine powder years ago. But no, Madeline Albright wanted to dance with The Jonger.
Sounds like a fair trade to me…
They’d have better luck calling Ghostbusters
If the South Koreans aren’t even helping the North Koreans, that should tell you something.
Get them out of North Korea and then send them to an African Ebola hell hole. I’m sure they’d love it there. Masochists.
I am all for some adventuresome travel, but like Czar mentions why are these 3 there? not a country you accidently hike into. across the DMZ w/o knowing it? come down from China? out for sunday sail and the wind took a different tack?
I am curious why they got themselves in this mess
Well, Moose will be busy lending her charisma to the troubled dems up for re-election, and Dennis is all “misunderstood” or sum-such, so I think thirdtwin probably nailed down how to get the Dimwit-in-Chief over there.
You could ask Killary to go, but what difference, at this point, would it make?
How about high-ranking useful idiot Dennis Rodham? Would he do?