Johnny, the inventor of the Rectal Rocket, went on to make burgers with a similar effect…
There was this truck driver who really wanted some action, but
only had five dollars. So he stops at a whorehouse along the way
and asks the madam what he can get for five dollars. The madam
laughs and says that for five bucks he can have Old Mabel. The
truck driver doesn’t like the sound of this but really needs to
blow a load, so he agrees.
The madam leads him upstairs, opens the door, and there on the
bed is the oldest, ugliest woman he has ever seen in his life –
– Old Mabel. Well, having already paid the madam, the man decides
he may as well get it over with. So he says to Mabel, “Take your
clothes off and let’s get going.”
Mabel just laughs and says, “Oh no, dear, I’m too old for such
things.”
The man starts to get pissed off because obviously he isn’t going
to get any, even from this old hag. But Mabel says, “Now
just wait. My pussy doesn’t work any more, but I tell you what.
I’ll just take out my wooden eye and you can screw my eye socket.
Now the man is completely disgusted. However, he is such a state
by now that he has to either get off or go crazy, so he agrees.
Out pops the eye, in goes the truck driver. Soon he is moaning
and screaming with ecstasy. This is the best lay he has ever had
in his life. After a few minutes he has the greatest orgasm he
has ever had. That truck driver just can’t thank Mabel enough.
He says, “Mabel, next time I travel through this way, you and I can
have a date.”
Mabel says, “Well, alrighty dear, I’ll keep an eye out for you.”
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Johnny, the inventor of the Rectal Rocket, went on to make burgers with a similar effect…
There was this truck driver who really wanted some action, but
only had five dollars. So he stops at a whorehouse along the way
and asks the madam what he can get for five dollars. The madam
laughs and says that for five bucks he can have Old Mabel. The
truck driver doesn’t like the sound of this but really needs to
blow a load, so he agrees.
The madam leads him upstairs, opens the door, and there on the
bed is the oldest, ugliest woman he has ever seen in his life –
– Old Mabel. Well, having already paid the madam, the man decides
he may as well get it over with. So he says to Mabel, “Take your
clothes off and let’s get going.”
Mabel just laughs and says, “Oh no, dear, I’m too old for such
things.”
The man starts to get pissed off because obviously he isn’t going
to get any, even from this old hag. But Mabel says, “Now
just wait. My pussy doesn’t work any more, but I tell you what.
I’ll just take out my wooden eye and you can screw my eye socket.
Now the man is completely disgusted. However, he is such a state
by now that he has to either get off or go crazy, so he agrees.
Out pops the eye, in goes the truck driver. Soon he is moaning
and screaming with ecstasy. This is the best lay he has ever had
in his life. After a few minutes he has the greatest orgasm he
has ever had. That truck driver just can’t thank Mabel enough.
He says, “Mabel, next time I travel through this way, you and I can
have a date.”
Mabel says, “Well, alrighty dear, I’ll keep an eye out for you.”
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