16 Comments on …And a cow dancing in the milk aisle
Couldn’t watch the video. I’m lactose intolerant!
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That’s udderly ridiculous. Where are the teats? Got milk?
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That right there calls out for somebody with a captive bolt.
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No udder? No external genitalia? That’s a bum steer.
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Stirred…not shaken, please.
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And there are idiots with their phones out videoing that. I can’t believe how attached to phones and electronic stimulation people are.
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…if milk = racist (earlier thread), then do cow suits = Klan robes?
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Udderless ridiculy dancing cow.
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I wish I could still moove like that.
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That’s one heck of a milk shake.
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I thought he was cute. ….smile…. I do own a slave prod, which might have moved him along faster, but….? ….Lady in Red
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“And what do you do for a living?”
“I am a dancing cow.”
“Dafuq??”
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Well death in the family today…but this one’s got me laughing. The tail spinning set me off, jealous ideas. Thanks I needed it.
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Sorry for your loss, Perry.
This post gave me the giggles too.
“I like to mooo-vit, mooo-vit”.
I used to enjoy dancing like that, not so much now that degenerative disc problems have set it.
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In Chicago dat sucka be mugged, plugged, and drug back to mah crib fo’ Crimmus dinner.
Couldn’t watch the video. I’m lactose intolerant!
That’s udderly ridiculous. Where are the teats? Got milk?
That right there calls out for somebody with a captive bolt.
No udder? No external genitalia? That’s a bum steer.
Stirred…not shaken, please.
And there are idiots with their phones out videoing that. I can’t believe how attached to phones and electronic stimulation people are.
…if milk = racist (earlier thread), then do cow suits = Klan robes?
Udderless ridiculy dancing cow.
I wish I could still moove like that.
That’s one heck of a milk shake.
I thought he was cute. ….smile…. I do own a slave prod, which might have moved him along faster, but….? ….Lady in Red
“And what do you do for a living?”
“I am a dancing cow.”
“Dafuq??”
Well death in the family today…but this one’s got me laughing. The tail spinning set me off, jealous ideas. Thanks I needed it.
Sorry for your loss, Perry.
This post gave me the giggles too.
“I like to mooo-vit, mooo-vit”.
I used to enjoy dancing like that, not so much now that degenerative disc problems have set it.
In Chicago dat sucka be mugged, plugged, and drug back to mah crib fo’ Crimmus dinner.
Nowaahm sayin’?
😉
No cow tipping allowed.