And he took it from her with his bare hands 🤮

34 Comments on And he took it from her with his bare hands 🤮

1. LOVE HOW THE OTHER WOMAN WALKED THROUGH LIKE “ALL IS NORMAL TODAY, WHAT’S NEXT ON MY LIST???”

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2. Just wipe it off with a paper towel and put it back on the shelf.

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3. EEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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4. GRAND MARNIER IN THE HOO HOO….OH, NAY NAY!…..

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5. Cooch hooch.

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6. Liquor up front, poker in the rear.

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7. Bunch a waddlin porkies in that vid. And gross

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8. Looks like her Scootch is accurate to scale with her Frame Size.

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9. Stay celibate.

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10. Did you ever wonder why POC are stigmitized??

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11. Time for Body Mass Index, drug, alcohol, and tobacco testing for welfare freaks.

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12. You can keep the bottle, but you need to pay for it. What’s he going to do with it now?

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13. Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.

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14. Mooch sure has let himself go.

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15. I thought it was aged in barrels, not caves.

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16. Colored women are master shop lifters.Here in La Marque Tx. they have a network to fence stolen clothes.

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17. That’s nuthin…
    Hold my beer…. Yes, the keg!

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18. I think that bottle is now what they call in retail “damage” and hopefully it’s trash.

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19. A scrawny buddy of mine said he had to tie a bale of straw to his ass to keep from falling in. I was skeptical and ask how his girlfriend’s guts didn’t fall out when she stood up. I believe him now after seeing this, but still wonder how they keep their guts from falling out.

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20. “Hey, my F-150 was parked here a few minutes ago!”

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21. JD, I’m thinking she uses bottles like that as a cork.

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22. I’ll never be able to look at the sealing wax on a new bottle of Maker’s Mark without thinking about this. Thanks for nothing.

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23. I’m going to go contrary to popular opinion on this thread and say, I think that she just wedged the bottle between her thunder thighs. She put “in” and took it “out” too quickly to have been “inserted” anywhere else. But the optics certainly seemed to indicate otherwise.

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24. The closest she’s going to get to having a man service her is stashing Captain Morgan up there.

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25. ^^^^^Or Jack Daniels, or Jim Beam, or Jose Cuervo, or Johnny Walker, or…^^^

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26. Honestly, this is like 10 evolutions behind the missing link. She IS NOT HUMAN.

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27. Great! Now I can’t look at my bottle of Monkey Shoulder without thinking about something else…

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28. As she walked away, three-dozen beer bottle caps fell out, making a terrible racket.

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29. Imagine when she shops for the Thanksgiving Turkey.
    Bet her eyes get big.

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30. Consider it a dual purpose dildo.

    And the word is Aisle.

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31. Here….wash this!!

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32. What – you’ve never had a Tuna Colada?

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33. Never grab the first bottle on the shelf. Always reach to the back. And wash it off when you get home.

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