ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE – IOTW Report

ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

AWD: By now, even the low-information voters (aka Democrat voters) know that one doesn’t have to be a member of Congress to be Speaker of the House. What insight the Founders had. They knew there eventually wouldn’t be one honest elected official to choose from!

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We’ve seen wide-faced, RINO Newt Gingrich all over TV running his pie-hole that he’d accept the Speaker’s gavel if Congress wanted him. Well, they don’t. They’re already full to the gills on oxygen wasters. And who wants to look at Gingrich and his wife Calista as she melts the faces of Tea Partiers with her RINO Gaze O’ Death?

America is hurting big time because professional politicians (aka criminals) are running the joint. America needs a Speaker who is honest, tough, not for sale, doesn’t want a career in politics, and is supa-sexy. I know a guy.

Therefore, AWD is announcing his candidacy for Speaker of the House. What are my qualifications, you might say? Well, besides the ones listed above, it’s just because I’m so @#&*in’ good!

Here’s what Speaker Miles Long (aka The Big Sexy) will do:

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22 Comments on ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

  1. I can honestly state that I am 100% for every one of AWD’s legislative proposals.
    Good gracious – fixing this country should be so easy – and would be if only we had representatives that loved freedom and the constitution.

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