AWD: By now, even the low-information voters (aka Democrat voters) know that one doesn’t have to be a member of Congress to be Speaker of the House. What insight the Founders had. They knew there eventually wouldn’t be one honest elected official to choose from!
We’ve seen wide-faced, RINO Newt Gingrich all over TV running his pie-hole that he’d accept the Speaker’s gavel if Congress wanted him. Well, they don’t. They’re already full to the gills on oxygen wasters. And who wants to look at Gingrich and his wife Calista as she melts the faces of Tea Partiers with her RINO Gaze O’ Death?
America is hurting big time because professional politicians (aka criminals) are running the joint. America needs a Speaker who is honest, tough, not for sale, doesn’t want a career in politics, and is supa-sexy. I know a guy.
Therefore, AWD is announcing his candidacy for Speaker of the House. What are my qualifications, you might say? Well, besides the ones listed above, it’s just because I’m so @#&*in’ good!
Here’s what Speaker Miles Long (aka The Big Sexy) will do:
She scares ze crap outta me.
Just canceled My 2016 FeMBot order…going back to the tried and true Stepford Wife.
Col. Alan West! A good man, a great American, and a delicious irony since the GOPe destroyed his political career.
Ted Nugent!
I can honestly state that I am 100% for every one of AWD’s legislative proposals.
Good gracious – fixing this country should be so easy – and would be if only we had representatives that loved freedom and the constitution.
I want a speaker who can terrorize liberals while magically twisting a bill into a conservative manifesto. No cowards need apply.
Holy shit – is that a sex doll?!?
Michele Bachmann for Speaker of the House.
I will only vote for someone who will impeach Obama.
Mark Levin
I think she played the prostitute in Mars Attacks.
She looks like she belongs in Madame Tussauds.
My choice for speaker is The Donald! He can resign after he wins in 2016.
She’s a Raptor.
I picture her picking carrion clean.
Holy fuck! Don’t do that! Some here might be in remission.
LOL! exactly
Newt’s wife is friggin’ scary. Is she an android?
Bah! What good does it do me to know HTML if I can’t insert a picture in a comment?
I was trying to post this.
I was gonna ask if some mean person Photoshopped her photo. Dang, I’ll never get an eye lift after seeing this photo. I like her and have purchased her children’s books, glad that photo isn’t in them.
AWD, I like you because it would be uncomfortable to love you!
Wonder if Calista’s helmet hair is carbon fibre reinforced or if she uses the tried and true kevlar?
That’s 3 can’s of Aqua-Net!