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Antifa is trying to open up a gym

Wednesday, 28 June 2017, 18:30 MJA Uncategorized 27

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ANTIFA Is Gettin’ Their Inner Chuck Norris On Because Y’all Just Way Too Violent.

A group of ANTIFA morans in Chicago who call themselves “Haymaker Collective”, who vowed to combat an ‘increasingly violent’ Right-wing Trump America, recently emerged from their parents basements after crowdfunding a startup for a “self-defense” training gym.

 

The Indiegogo fundraiser asked for donations totaling $50,000, but sadly fell short by only $44,000 bucks. Since they didn’t hit anywhere near their goal (mainly because anti-fascist fascist protesting doesn’t pay very well) the group of mostly pasty white millennial would-be-ninja gym members are regulated to training on the spacious lawn behind the Chicago’s Museum’s Adler Planetarium.

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27 Comments on Antifa is trying to open up a gym

  3. @AC, I prefer to call them fagscists. And in our post-modernist era, those clowns on the left are objectively pro-ruling class. They beg to be told what to do from on high in every action they do.

  14. Always keep in mind that these boys use “product” in their hair. …and see nothing wrong with that.
    (I tend to see this generation of boys through the Justin Bieber haircut worldview. I knew it would lead to this.)

  19. BB — haha! Yeah, I imagine so. But then that’s also the Justin Bieber worldview. And don’t forget the girl’s skinny jeans look. What is it that made the boys want to dress like their sisters, anyway?

  23. AA,
    You know I’m a gym rat so I see these athletic kids who play sports,totally have their shit together. (Actually last years crop is home from college, that was an interesting discussion you should hear). Where was I, oh yea, occasionally one of these little weirdos show’s up in the gym wearing their sprayed on jeans. We actually try and encourage them into the gym routine. It’s actually worked a couple times. But for the most part these are displaced lonely kids that find friends and companionship in Antifa and groups like it regardless of what their political views might grow to be.

  24. Their only strategy is to fight like baboons and isolate a lone victim and rat pack them.
    That’s when you could get hurt as they will panic and run at the sight of a firearm and you might get dust in your eye from their frantic attempts to get traction in fashionable shoes.

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