One more of a multitude of reasons why I prefer dogs and other animals to “humans.”
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yup go to Bangkok and get the full treatment. Don’t half ass it gay boy.
Another FEMOCRAT
20
Try to imagine this one rolling into Ann Landers’ inbox 50 years ago!
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Seek professional help for your psychosis.
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Kill yourself and hope for a talented mortician.
20
Find another hobby before it’s too late.
16
Harry, the song Dear Abby by John Prine with the line “You are what you are ain’t what you ain’t” describes this freak perfectly.
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Hang around Helen Keller. Maybe she could be fooled.
8
Dude, you could…
1. Ditch the glasses.
2. Ditch the gray hair.
3. Ditch the gut.
4. Ditch the nose.
5. Get a face lift.
6. Remove the gonads.
7. Cut off whatever THAT is.
8. Do some breast construction.
9. Receive hormone and gene therapy.
10. Get brain reprogramming.
(Gosh, I totally forgot wardrobe improvements!)
But it’s all been tried before and it doesn’t work. Sorry, Charlie. Find a busy arterial with a lot of trucks and walk out there.
8
You could lose 50 pounds of ugly fat by cutting off your head!
7
Take off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
3
Try surrounding yourself with the south ends of lots of baboons facing north. It won’t help at all, but I’d like to see the photos.
BTW, Carl Waters’ advice made me literally LOL. Thanks, Carl!
8
Spray yourself with perfume. Turn the lights off. Don’t speak.
4
Race Lia Thomas.
6
He could ask Rachel Levine for some pointers. ššš
8
That response from āCarl Watersā! š¤£
Reopen the insane asylums.
7
Read a book about DNA. And good luck with the receding hairline.
Why does this freak look suspiciously like Robert Deniro trying to dress up like a woman.
4
Don’t be a perverted dude in a dress? Maybe? You’re probably at your most effeminate when around men, so hang around some prisons or halfway houses, you can get laid there too… probably.
3
I’d hit that.
6
Slick willie would hit most anything with a vagina. He is an Arkansas horndog after all and is sleazy as all get out. He did more for mainstreaming blow jobs than Linda Lovelace ever did in Deep Throat.
3
Burka
4
You might look more feminine,
still horribly UGLY,
but more “feminine”, and “glamorous” I might add,
IF YOU STUCK CLOSE TO MOOCH OBAMA !!!!!
5
a tourniquet around the neck will surely help
4
Whack it off. With a rusty dull hatchet.
2
It’s all in his head, certainly not in his body.
2
Imagine that in hot pants and a halter top.
3
Great Thread – Tons of laughs!
3
Please tell me that is a Halloween costume
3
Put on a pair of rollerblades.
2
Ah, so he’s been confronted by Hobson’s Choice and he wants to defy the reality of it.
Besides which, I thought that whole tribe shrieks every time anyone else speaks of what a woman is. How does he even know what is “feminine” or “masculine” unless he admits his own perception of what each is? Crazy is as crazy does.
Even if he got a sharp haircut and a sharp, new suit, he wouldn’t make a nice looking man, either.
2
Ah, so he’s been confronted by Hobson’s Choice and he wants to defy the reality of it.
Besides which, I thought that whole tribe shrieks every time anyone else speaks of what a woman is. How does he even know what is “feminine” or “masculine” unless he admits his own perception of what each is? Crazy is as crazy does.
Even if he got a sharp haircut and a sharp, new suit, he wouldn’t make a nice looking man, either.
2
He’s got the man boobs, and that’s a start.
2
YOU CAN’T!
1
Nothing, Nada, zip, zero, it’s never going to happen.
Only interact with blind people.
And probably not talk.
One more of a multitude of reasons why I prefer dogs and other animals to “humans.”
yup go to Bangkok and get the full treatment. Don’t half ass it gay boy.
Another FEMOCRAT
Try to imagine this one rolling into Ann Landers’ inbox 50 years ago!
Seek professional help for your psychosis.
Kill yourself and hope for a talented mortician.
Find another hobby before it’s too late.
Harry, the song Dear Abby by John Prine with the line “You are what you are ain’t what you ain’t” describes this freak perfectly.
Hang around Helen Keller. Maybe she could be fooled.
Dude, you could…
1. Ditch the glasses.
2. Ditch the gray hair.
3. Ditch the gut.
4. Ditch the nose.
5. Get a face lift.
6. Remove the gonads.
7. Cut off whatever THAT is.
8. Do some breast construction.
9. Receive hormone and gene therapy.
10. Get brain reprogramming.
(Gosh, I totally forgot wardrobe improvements!)
But it’s all been tried before and it doesn’t work. Sorry, Charlie. Find a busy arterial with a lot of trucks and walk out there.
You could lose 50 pounds of ugly fat by cutting off your head!
Take off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Try surrounding yourself with the south ends of lots of baboons facing north. It won’t help at all, but I’d like to see the photos.
BTW, Carl Waters’ advice made me literally LOL. Thanks, Carl!
Spray yourself with perfume. Turn the lights off. Don’t speak.
Race Lia Thomas.
He could ask Rachel Levine for some pointers. ššš
That response from āCarl Watersā! š¤£
Reopen the insane asylums.
Read a book about DNA. And good luck with the receding hairline.
What is it that drives people to this insanity?
MORE feminine!? LOL! Poor delusional psycho.
Maybe he could wear a Rosa DeLauro mask?
lobotomies probably will help(not you, us)
suicide.
Imagine!šš¤šš¤
Why does this freak look suspiciously like Robert Deniro trying to dress up like a woman.
Don’t be a perverted dude in a dress? Maybe? You’re probably at your most effeminate when around men, so hang around some prisons or halfway houses, you can get laid there too… probably.
I’d hit that.
Slick willie would hit most anything with a vagina. He is an Arkansas horndog after all and is sleazy as all get out. He did more for mainstreaming blow jobs than Linda Lovelace ever did in Deep Throat.
Burka
You might look more feminine,
still horribly UGLY,
but more “feminine”, and “glamorous” I might add,
IF YOU STUCK CLOSE TO MOOCH OBAMA !!!!!
a tourniquet around the neck will surely help
Whack it off. With a rusty dull hatchet.
It’s all in his head, certainly not in his body.
Imagine that in hot pants and a halter top.
Great Thread – Tons of laughs!
Please tell me that is a Halloween costume
Put on a pair of rollerblades.
Ah, so he’s been confronted by Hobson’s Choice and he wants to defy the reality of it.
Besides which, I thought that whole tribe shrieks every time anyone else speaks of what a woman is. How does he even know what is “feminine” or “masculine” unless he admits his own perception of what each is? Crazy is as crazy does.
Even if he got a sharp haircut and a sharp, new suit, he wouldn’t make a nice looking man, either.
Ah, so he’s been confronted by Hobson’s Choice and he wants to defy the reality of it.
Besides which, I thought that whole tribe shrieks every time anyone else speaks of what a woman is. How does he even know what is “feminine” or “masculine” unless he admits his own perception of what each is? Crazy is as crazy does.
Even if he got a sharp haircut and a sharp, new suit, he wouldn’t make a nice looking man, either.
He’s got the man boobs, and that’s a start.
YOU CAN’T!
Nothing, Nada, zip, zero, it’s never going to happen.