She made it worse by dragging MLK into it.
The Lid: Stupid is as stupid does. A video of bartender turned Congresswoman was getting a lot of attention on Twitter for all the wrong reasons. It is coming back to haunt her. AOC doesn’t understand
It seems that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez(D-NY) is very upset by a common metaphor for working hard — “lift yourself up by your bootstraps.” She explained that it’s “a physical impossibility to lift yourself up by a bootstrap — by your shoelaces.” read more
After extensive research we have come to the conclusion…
No! No she does not know how gum works.
And they will run her for prez one day as the new JFK.
When it comes to decision making AOC puts lipstick on her forehead in order to makeup her mind.
She’s as dumb as the day is long. Cortez’s reply: Days aren’t long, they’re measured in hours, not feet.
Metaphor: Stupid hurts. AOC: I’ve got a headache.
When she was a bartender, I think she had others mix the drinks for her since she didn’t know the drink recipes and she probably had a hard time pulling on the tap handle to fill a glass with draft beer.
How to pull yourself up by your bootlaces:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEjj4EV2UIA
While out to eat in DC, she considered ordering a Long Island ice tea but being it was summer and quite hot she figured the ice would melt by the time it got there. Plus she didn’t want to wait that long.
She’s a Mega-moron – and that’s not metaphorical.
Honestly, once the garbage disposal posed a problem you’d think her constituents would’ve started the recall petition. She’s an absolute idiot.
“What’s a metaphor?”
Answer: …to keep cows in!
Gum doesn’t work! It makes you work to chew it.
She is far beyond stupid, she is ignorant and wants to stay that way.
Can’t see the forest for the trees?
That jus be all stupid and stuff … cuz … well cuz … uhh … y’know! The trees be blockin the forest from view, an stuff … you seen, like, pitchers and stuff, of forests and stuff, han’t ya?
Well?
Some curious scientists should remove her brain and conduct studies. Of course it wouldn’t be any inconvenience to her and she’d likely never notice it’s gone.
I’m just guessing but I’d wager it provides about an equal amount of rudimentary function as one would find in a turnip.
Someone should tell her the word, “gullible,” ISN’T in the dictionary – see what she does… 😏
… putting an end to dumb blonde jokes
Well I’ve got to say this in her defense, She may be stupid but she’s a genius compared to those idiots who elected her.
@Gin Blossom.
Those researchers could then turn around and sell it to labs for further testing.
Probably get a damn fair price for it, since it’s never been used.
to steal a ‘metaphor’ from Chris Plante … if AOC had a brain, she’d be out in traffic playing w/ it
She was an economics major, not an English major – how could she be expected to understand a metaphor?
Next up, our super hero investigates if you can really work while keeping your eye on the ball, your nose to the grindstone, and your ear to the ground.
…and that’s an easy, well-known one, too…
…Next, then, I want to see her discuss “Dicks Out for Harambe”, just to up the challenge level a bit more……
https://media.giphy.com/media/TdYbsvnJSzfAA/giphy.gif
Metaphor…that’s those flags they use to send messages in the navy, right?
…”but really, guys, just WHAT is a ‘Meta’ FOR?!?”
-AOC, in the very near future.
AOC embodies (another word that can trip her up) a goal of the left to make everyone stupid – easier to manipulate.
Humor has no place in a socialist society, even though everything about the corrupt, dememted hypocrisy of the left is nonsensical.
As much as you might love to hate AOC; truth be told, ALL of you would like to “give” her beads at Mardi Gras.
Quid pro,
Quo
“it’s a physical impossibility to lift yourself up by a bootstrap — by your shoelaces.”
I’m guessing she knows this after trying it first.
Cauliflower which looks like a brain is much smarter than she is.
Gin Blossom; ABnormal brain has nothing on that misfiring pound of silly putty.
@BB – “…Next up, our super hero investigates if you can really work while keeping your eye on the ball, your nose to the grindstone, and your ear to the ground…”
Hopefully AOC will go blind, deaf and lose her sense of smell trying to see if those metaphors can actually be done.
She put a grapevine in her ear then complained that she didn’t hear anything.
AOC – she’s gone bananas.
Metaphors and oxymorons. AOC: I owe everything to common sense
DID YOU JUST CALL OXEN MORONS!?!?!?!
@Aaron – I apologize that those oxen who misunderstood my post did not understand what I posted (taken from the classic non-apology)
“If Long Island iced tea comes from Long Island, then where do white russians come from?”
If you told her she was too stupid to pour piss out of her own boot with instructions on the heel, her witty response would be “Haha, I don’t wear boots!”