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Am I Missing Something?

And now, DEI Karate.
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22 Comments on Am I Missing Something?

  1. lol aircubed. So true. The fatter he gets, the less he moves. He’s like a stationary lard magnet, attracting a whirlwind of bad guys to his chubby hands…doesn’t even have to turn around as he flings and slaps his way to victory.

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  2. Thirdtwin
    Saturday, 29 March 2025, 9:13 at 9:13 am
    “Sumo gym is down the hall, lady.”

    …a hundred years ago one of the iterations a local mall tried to save itself with was making one wing an “entertainment complex”. This incorporated several dubious businesses, most of which involved adult beverages, but one who had a different idea. They thought, “Hey, lets get a bunch of Sumo fatsuits and let our inebriated customers ram into each other with them!

    It wasnt these guys, but the idea was something like this;

    https://www.sumoexperience.co.uk/

    only drunker.

    I leave it to your imagination what these unwashed things smell like after a half-dozen or so sweaty folks climbed into and barfed on these. Also it was in a bar so it often involved spectators and damaged furniture, plus which often engendered drunken butthurt that resulted in ACTUAL fights later, after which your humble servant SNS would be invited along with his mates to pick up the pieces.

    This woman would be a NATURAL at that.

    No suit required!

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  3. Really fat people can be quite dangerous. Remember, the legs carry all that unsprung weight around, they get very strong. Also, imagine three or four hundred pounds of dead weight mostly blubber if it gets on top of you. You can squish it around but how do you get it off if yourself? They could kill you just by lying down and taking a nap!

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  4. This is what you do for a four or five year old to make them feel better or just to play with them and make them laugh.

    Is she dying? Is she mentally retarded? Is she ill/disabled? If not, then she/they/whole room should be ashamed.

    What a waste of time, energy, and gift.

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