Are you a victim of Dad Jokes? Sunday, 29 December 2024, 12:00 MJA Uncategorized 15 It’s No Laughing Matter. OK, it kinda is.
I love dad jokes, and for the 3rd Christmas in a row my daughter gave me another 365-day dad joke calendar. Bring on the new jokes. 6
Worst Dad joke ever… child: “Happy Father’s day daddy!” nutcase fruitcake: “I’m a woman now and you missed Mother’s day!”. 2
The Movie “Lincoln” made over 300 Million dollars in theaters which surprised me, I thought historically Lincoln didn’t do well in theater. 8
Dad “sorry I am late, a truck carrying dinosaur bones overturned in the freeway. It was a tyrannosaurus wreck.” 6
Just heard a new one last night. A reverse one Dad enjoyed very much. Child comes to Dad: Dad, Did you hear about the actress that got stabbed? Reese… Dad: Witherspoon? Child: No. With a knife! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X0qw5tgpfhc He was so proud of her. 5
That’s what makes Dad’s fun.
And the reason you ask for life advice from Mom.
lol! I’m gonna have to remember those!!
I love dad jokes, and for the 3rd Christmas in a row my daughter gave me another 365-day dad joke calendar. Bring on the new jokes.
Worst Dad joke ever…
child: “Happy Father’s day daddy!”
nutcase fruitcake: “I’m a woman now and you missed Mother’s day!”.
Lol!!!
I gave Mr. Beachmom a dad joke book for Christmas
He started reading them right away
The Movie “Lincoln” made over 300 Million dollars in theaters which surprised me, I thought historically Lincoln didn’t do well in theater.
Dad “sorry I am late, a truck carrying dinosaur bones overturned in the freeway. It was a tyrannosaurus wreck.”
“JFK” did better in theaters than Lincoln But JFK didn’t do as well in a Lincoln
What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros?
Elephino
Embarrassing your kids isn’t an obligation as a dad; just a perk.
BOOO!!! lol
I’ve used the ten tickles one myself 🙂
Just heard a new one last night. A reverse one Dad enjoyed very much.
Child comes to Dad: Dad, Did you hear about the actress that got stabbed? Reese…
Dad: Witherspoon?
Child: No. With a knife!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X0qw5tgpfhc
He was so proud of her.
How did those kids not crack up as they were retelling the dad jokes?! 😂
pandemonium definition:
father’s day in the ghetto