I think I’m going to make my own. I went to CVS yesterday.
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No, I’m not 12.
Just my jovial sarcastic self.
Instead of panhandling for candy, may I suggest begging for food samples at a big box store?
How about just stealing grapes and nuts at the supermarket.
I’ll be wearing my black-on-black Make America Great Again cap, one of the ones Never Surrender over the right ear. But it’s not a costume. I’ve been wearing it every day since I got it last month.
No, but if I was the scariest thing I could go as would be wearing an image of a CNN chyron saying ‘Harris Wins’
I was thinking about being either “shot Trump,” mug-shot Trump, McDonald’s Trump” or Garbage man Trump.
I decided I’d go as 47th President of the United States Donald J Trump…
No. We only get one or two kids so I buy full size candy bars.
Our street is dark so the kids all go to the neighborhood down the street
I’m working from home today, wearing my Give-A-Sh-t costume for the ZOOM meetings.
Going as a garbage can.
I bought an acorn squash and will put it on my porch with a small sign: “I identify as a pumpkin!”
I might go out and roll around in the snow this evening and go as Frosty.
That or put a string of three red flashing lights across my chest then lay around and sleep all day and go as my home router that seems to take storm days off.
Does pretending like I give a shit count?
According to the left & MSM I can go as:
A bitter clinger
A Handmaid’s Tale
A fascist
An insurrectionist
A Nazi
A racist
A sexist
A transphobe
A misogynist
A bigot
A White Supremacist
A deplorable
An election denier
A threat to democracy
or garbage…
See, plenty of options!
I was thinking I might go as the most made-up fanciful thing I could think of – a Democrat who loves America
I’ll be handing out candies with nothing on but white socks and white cap. I’m a Qtip.
I was talking to a gal friend and suggested we put a king size box spring and mattress in the middle of the front room and sign that says Hi kids, don’t bother knocking, just come on in on the front door and sit there in the middle of the mattress wearing nothing but a shit eatin grin and make like Tim & Gwen Walls this Halloween.
She wasn’t having none of it
Yep. But it’s the same one I wear everyday.
I’m going as the Invisible Man, same as every other year.
Since the economy is in the toilet why not go as a Hefty Trash Bag because that’s about all we can afford 😁
Go Trump 🇺🇸 MAGA 🇺🇸 2024
Do the blacks still celebrate Devil’s night out in Detroit where they shoot their guns straight up into the air and let the bullets fall where they may? As well as setting things on fire.
How about going as a middle class, conveniently black, 60 yr old woman?
I’ll be an angry old geezer as usual. Hey, get off my lawn! I’m calling the police, I mean it!
encasing myself in saran wrap, then taking a vinegar shower – i’m a bitter clinger
My wife vetoed my “Pull Toy” costume again this year – buck naked excepting a pair of roller skates.
Got my “Donkey Pox Disease is killing America” t-shirt on, went to 2 Dr.’s appts and out to eat. No tricks but got lots of treats and smiles…
Going as Harris, the candy bowl will be empty.
We don’t dress up because I’m a curmudgeon mostly about Halloween. I heard recently that Halloween has surpassed Christmas for the amount of money people spend on decorations, candy, costumes, etc. That’s appalling to me. But, since I still think of it as a fun thing for kids (when else do you get to dress up and get free candy?!), I don’t rain on their parade. We keep decorations very kid-oriented and fun, and minimal. If it rains tonight we’ll have few trick-or-treaters, anyway. I do love to see how creative the kids are with their costumes, and they are all so polite and friendly. The tweenagers are so delightfully self-conscious.
365 days a year I wear the same costume.
Casanova.
Maybe I’ll dress up as a cheap Chinese laser printer.
All I’ll need is a lot of jam.
Uncle Al – When it comes to toast some people like jelly, others like to jam it!