WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – The Army has set guidelines for the mixing of transgendered and normal individuals in shower areas.
“Tier Three Transgender Training” outlines rules for the co-mingling of mentally ill men pretending to be women and biological women in showers:
Biological Females: Shower Protocol
- Be prepared for the possibility that one or more of your fellow females may have a penis.
- In the event you find yourself in close quarters with a “woman” having a penis, any reaction involving running, screaming, pointing, or laughing is considered unacceptable and must be suppressed.
- Maintain a minimum 5′ distance from all penises at all times.
- All soap must be on a rope worn around the neck. If the soap somehow falls to the floor, do not pick it up. Call a commanding officer or shower attendant.
I wish all the women in the country would call a full blown strike – no work, no housework, no sex, whatever – until the country gets its shit together and drops this whole concept that mentally ill men must be treated like real live normal women.
It’s the women themselves that need to call bullshit on this.
From Scooter’s military shower protocol – this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year:
– “In the unlikely event a woman deliberately touches you with her penis …”
“I wish all the women in the country would call a full blown strike – no work, no housework, no sex”
Wut? Hold on Pal.
Sad thing is, it’s not too far from reality.
Mattis has put it on hold.
That means it’s dead.
Sawwy!
Hey, obama has left the building…..it’s time to drop the fantasy and embrace reality. If you were born with a dick….you are in fact a male despite your delusion.
Please tell me the pic Scooter has up is a photoshop The boobs on that person are pathetic-even if the person was 95 years old. Is that what hormone injections produce? .
There must be real guidelines prepared during obamatime. They must be equally hysterical.
Sorry, but Mattis simply postponed it, he is, for all the tuff talk, a little squishy on the subject. I’ve followed him carefully and find him to be somewhat disappointing.
Shame that Scooter’s site only shows one comment on a really funny blurb.
Is it because the site requires a log in to comment? I don’t have any credentials with any of those icons like Twerper or Googly.
Probably never will.
Lowell, me either. I can’t even comment on sites using Discus. They have me googed up. Probably my fault somehow, but I can’t seem to get it fixed.
“When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional, and now it’s legal. I’m getting out before the Democrats make it mandatory.”
― Sgt. Harry Berres, USMC
To sum up, any reaction that would be similar to the reaction of 99.99999999% of females who have ever lived, (prior to this decade, of course) is unacceptable and must be suppressed
Do this is the name of The One
Glory to you, Obama