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Wearing a cheap paper mask to block a virus is like using an ice pick to rid yourself of crab lice.
Ummm, I would have to question the sanity and intelligence of the person who did either.
LOL.. Wearing a mask alone in the car is akin to scoring room temperature on an IQ test. Up there with goofs wearing a mask in the middle of a forest, alone, while the wind is blowing 40 MPH.
It’s not at all the same unless you plan on projectile vomiting in your car and you expect the mask to hold it all.
If you are wearing a mask alone in your car you don’t need to also slap on the crooked Biden sticker – we already get you are a full fledged libtard.
Anyone with a brain small enough not to let them realize the folly of wearing a mask alone in their car could probably fit the condom on their heads.
If everyone in some States is wearing a mask now then no one should be catching a cold this winter, right?
Anonymous – – So you’re sayin’ an ice pick won’t kill lice and crabs? Stupid me!
A propane torch is better for crab lice.
Wife used to urge me to wear a mask when we’d meet with people. Outside. At our own house.
I haven’t worn one out there yet. She has stopped saying anything.
…mix it up a bit and wear the condom in the car, and nothing else.
For bonus points, pull it only half way on and go with the windows down so you get kind of a wind sock thing going on, but if you’re alone (as you certainly WILL be if THIS is how you carry on), then the only way this works is if you REALLY get excited by driving…
…wear the condom AS a mask like this…
https://youtu.be/GGmjj8U-rgM
Were Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi or Michelle Obama in the car before you?
If yes, check all that apply:
☑ Wear a mask.
☑ Wear gloves.
☑ Vomit before entering car.
Masks’ are virtue signaling for some people.
People who can’t or don’t improve on their own faults wear masks in the car to show everyone else how caring they are. Ergo, they must be great people, because.
Smoke and mirrors.
The only truly effective mask to prevent spread of the red Chinese Wuhan death is a drycleaner bag with a tight rubberband around your neck.
Incidentally, I am also a self anointed expert.
You are welcome.
The fact that there are zero technical specifications for an effective ChineseVirus mask tells me all I need to know.
Both are “supposed” to be prophylactic items to be worn at the appropriate time and place. One works well, the other is at best a dubious defense against a virus that only seems to have any lethality on sick or old, low immunity victims. If you go through your day wearing a condom you most likely have psychological problems.
The same can be said for constant “maskers” in or out of a vehicle when alone.
I must say something for masks. Too many people are thoughtless slobs that cough and or sneeze without any care as to where they are and who is near. I was in a supermarket a few days ago (mask or no food) and I am too old to throw punches over it.
Two people within two minutes were facing me at under 10 degrees of arc and passing about 4 feet away. Both coughed with that lung shove of air that would have sprayed me. Both were wearing masks and that at least contained the propulsion of spit and whatever goop may have been tossed out. Did it stop a miniscule virus particle? Nah.
Did it stop the mass of whatever lung juice spray that would have hit me in the face? Yes.I understand that if you get hit with a small viral load you do not get as sick as you do when hit with a large one.
Based on that and the slop expelling paraders, I like the masks for those conditions.
The coughers probably figured since you are anonymous no one would know.
“Too many people are thoughtless slobs that cough and or sneeze without any care as to where they are and who is near.”
Funny, I don’t remember this being an issue before the ChiCom Flu.
Brad, he’s, well, umm, Anonymous. Cut him some slack. Ya know what I mean?
stoled it
Can someone explain to me how a mask protects against the Chyna virus but not the common cold? Asking for the friend in the mirror.
Today a Subaru passed me. It had a Hillary (H with the arrow) bumper sticker left over from 2016. The car made a U-turn, and I kid you not, the lone female driving was wearing a mask. The meme is real, folks.
TonyR –
It is so funny that you would recite an anecdote of a Subaru and a Hillary (2016) bumper sticker. During Obumphuk’s regime, I obsrved that ALL Subaru’s came standard with an Oblowme/Biteme bumper sticker. 🙂
Those who wear masks probably SHOULD be wearing masks!
Alone, together, in the car, or in the bed.
izlamo delenda est …
I wish they made condrums with pockets. I need a place to stash my car keys and wallet.
They do anonymous. You’re just not rolling it down far enough
But, the Lone Ranger wears a mask whilst upon his horse.
Condoms are prophylactic in nature and they are worn
at particular times one of which which was questioned.
Masks ” ”
Giant steps not needed to to get there.