BROOKFIELD, Ohio (WKBN) – A Masury man faces a domestic violence charge after a woman reported that he attacked her and hit her in the face with a pizza.
Kenneth Evans, 24, was arrested early Wednesday morning.
Brookfield police were called to a home on Broadway Avenue where they heard yelling inside.
An officer tried to open the door but reported that Evans slammed it shut.
He was standing inside of the door and was highly intoxicated, according to police. The officer reported that Evans was screaming and belligerent. Read More
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…
No comment.
Was it a fully loaded pizza with everything on it or just a cheap cardboard frozen pizza? And if had too much sodium in it, was it an a salt pizza?
Was it a large capacity pizza?
Fully semi-auto pizza with a high pepperoni clip.
If the Cops don’t arrive in 30 minutes or less…You’re Free !!
I say…
Does that Tasty Slice, by chance, come with Mustard?
Did she get hit with just pizza or the whole pizza hut?
Assault pizzas should be banned.
There should definitely be laws restricting the size and availability of pizza.
It’s for the l’il chillens!
Wouldn’t Jimmy Cagney be in a world of shit for that grapefruit scene?
(we live in a world gone mad)
izlamo delenda est …
Pizza outside of New York sucks.
Chicago style doesn’t count – that’s a cake.
Sorry @MR_Pinko. I’d rather have Pizza Hut.