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Assault with a tasty weapon

BROOKFIELD, Ohio (WKBN) – A Masury man faces a domestic violence charge after a woman reported that he attacked her and hit her in the face with a pizza.

Kenneth Evans, 24, was arrested early Wednesday morning.

Brookfield police were called to a home on Broadway Avenue where they heard yelling inside.

An officer tried to open the door but reported that Evans slammed it shut.

He was standing inside of the door and was highly intoxicated, according to police. The officer reported that Evans was screaming and belligerent. Read More

12 Comments on Assault with a tasty weapon

  1. There should definitely be laws restricting the size and availability of pizza.
    It’s for the l’il chillens!

    Wouldn’t Jimmy Cagney be in a world of shit for that grapefruit scene?

    (we live in a world gone mad)

    izlamo delenda est …

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