I’ll keep calling them wheurs.
Just the News: The Associated Press on Friday said that journalists will now be urged to avoid using the term “mistress” to describe a woman in an illicit relationship with a married man, suggesting that writers opt for the more neutral terms “companion” or “lover.”
In a tweet on Friday morning, the AP Stylebook, long the standard-bearer of basic journalistic style in the United States, announced the language usage change. read more
Oh I got an alternative! How about…
FUCKING WHORE. 😈
…so “Side Piece” is off the table, then?
…in MY case, were I to have a mistress, she wouldn’t care WHAT the press called her, because we’d both be dead…
…she can keep a nice group with her Kimber .45 in the 9 ring, just sayin’…
Not ACCURATE!
Mistress lets you know exactly what is up in a tenth of a second but why bother telling an accurate story.
AP = Asshole Press
“Cumpanion”
“Meals On Heels”
“Intern”
Concubine is virtually synonymous with mistress.
There’s also kept woman but some PC asshole would insist that be changed to kept person.
“Cum catcher”
– George Carlin
I’ve always liked consort, paramour or personal assistant. However, in a pinch, strumpet, trollop or chippy will do. No matter what the moniker, they’re all EXTREMELY expensive.
Caveat Emptor
So F**K Buddy is out too, I assume?
Hey!
And, how ’bout those tasty little treats served at parties called, “whore dee overees”?
M I K A O
M I K A O
M I K A O
. . .and Mikahh was her name-ohh
They must have been criticized for the Neal Ferguson story.
So where does “friends with benefits” stand?
…these days, a gay guy like “Obama” would probably call Reggie Love his MISTERess, so maybe THAT’S their point…
Not that the AP having a lack of candor is new or anything, right?
…so what term does the AP suggest we use for dead women found in Joe Scarborough’s office?
fuquaintance
As long as she still calls me master we might be able to get along. Like Master’s Bedroom.
‘Lisas’ … after Lisa Page
Petey Strok doesn’t use bookmarks ’cause he likes his Pages bent over
Kcir hit the proverbial nail on its proverbial head.
“Mistress” conjures a plethora of words and images, but is perfectly succinct.
Oh, wow, so Barry the Fairy and Big Mike are Wrong Way drivers?
I always just say “chippie”.
@MJA – Hoowahs? That’s what I remember some sayin’, in terms of Bronx etymology/slang…
Strumpet works pretty well
OH, that’s my bitch….
Works for some.
Fuck the AP.
It’s presumed misinformation.
Tard Strong!
I thought we’d already settled on “presstitutes” and “sources”.
@ natalleBhash IS that what the elites are pay their mistress whoops I’m sorry whores now? Smh things are tough everywhere now
The speculation is to soften the perception in preparation for Commiela Harrass to be Pedo Joes VP pick. It will never happen.
Blacks detest her, Commiefornia establishment hates her, the general public hates her….besides-
The Lizard Queen rises from the ashes and bones of her satanic viper pit to reclaim her precious.
home wrecking whore always worked for me…. and that applies to BOTH of them because that is what they both are.
Wanna fuck someone else? get a divorce first.
THOT
But I prefer skank. Used in a sentence, that would be: lisa page is a skank.
Or, alternatively, as an adjective: Skanky kamala harris sucked willie brown’s penis the other day.
We don’t need to re-sculpt language, thank you.
Now AP has advised journalists what to do, they should instruct their own propagandists what words to use.
Homewrecking slut is my Go-To also
“Homewrecker” it is, then!
But… But… The AP doesn’t have any “Journalists” working for them… So confused…