WFB: 2019 Man of the Year: Kellyanne Conway’s Husband.
Did your wife catch you ogling a bit too long at Kate Upton’s latest Instagram post? Maybe she got a bit upset after she found you passed out drunk on the couch this morning after saying you’d be right home to clean out the gutters? Are you taking heat because she noticed a credit card charge at the local titty bar from that day you said you were stuck working late at the office?
Our suggested response: “Hey, at least I’m not George Conway.”
George Thomas Conway III, best known as the husband to White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, has done the impossible and made husbands across America look great. MORE
Send him to fat camp, Kellyanne.
The question remains: Why does Kellyanne put up with this disgusting fat bastard.
She could do a lot better than that.
Give hims some cement overshoes and he’d make a decent garbage scow mooring anchor. Or maybe a security bollard in front of a liberal shit-hole city Democrat Party HQ.
Does he use elastic collars?
I don’t need that fat ass to make me look great.
For some reason I suspect this is some kind of act put on to cause libtards to do something foolish, like trying to use him as a leaker. They are just waiting for the right time to reveal the libtard they tricked into doing something illegal.
18″ collar on a 22″ neck….restricted blood flow to the brain seems to be the problem….
Another angle…Its an act to fool the lamestream media into inviting him as a commentator and paying him exorbitant appearance dollars.
*points*
Send this chubby fatty to the gym immediately! AND REVOKE HIS KRISPY KREME CARD!
Until he repents he won’t be allowed even the smallest morsel of trans fat.