The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill issued a guide this week which instructs students that Christmas vacations and telling a woman “I love your shoes!” are “microagressions.”
AT: We are rapidly getting to the point where any word in the English language uttered by a white male within earshot of an oppressed minority will be considered a microaggression.
Here’s the latest list of no-no words compiled by the University of North Carolina.
The amazing thing about this is that there are people who allow themselves to be bullied by these COMPLETE ASSHOLES.
‘National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation’ must really blow their feeble little minds.
I’m so fucking tired of hearing about Micro Aggresion I think I’m going to start a business curing it with Macro Aggresion. I’ll bring my new clients in a locked room, jump out and chase them around only wearing a thong. I know, not a pretty picture, but I’m looking for investors. Please call me at 876-5309.
Do these weirdo’s carry on conversations in monosyllabic grunts?
Who to thank for this absurdity: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microaggression_theory
I wonder if the Student Union is showing ‘Blazing Saddles’ any time soon?
New approved greeting:
“Fuck you. Your shoes suck.”
Whut the Hell!
Why don’t they just start calling it the University of North Korea!!
Go Norkies!
Go!
Micro aggress this!
Grabs junk.
Can’t wait for the day these poofs discover that everything outside of their bed blankets is a micro aggression. And I hope they ‘bed sore’ till they die.
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is still a movie.
“I love your shoes!”
You fukkin kidding? I have NEVER said that to ANYONE – not even my wife.
Can’t honestly say I have ever even NOTICED anyone’s shoes.
That’ll crimp the style of the faggot community.
izlamo delenda est …
I have a friend that said the word “Oriental” as it related to a food choice. Was called Racist.
His response? “Shut up.”
Then he gave them this information:
Oriental / Occidental
– ‘occident’ is from the Latin term for the west, originally meaning ‘falling’, ‘setting’ or ‘perishing’ (as in sunset); ‘orient’ is from the Latin term for the east, originally meaning ‘rising’ or ’emerging’, (as in sunrise).
Occidental hemisphere is the western/setting hemisphere, incorporating the 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th houses.
Oriental hemisphere – the eastern/rising hemisphere, incorporating the 4th, 3rd, 2nd, 1st, 12th, and 11th houses.
Nobody doesn’t love my shoes. It’s my super power , microaggression my ass
OK so Bad Brad wins this thread.
“I’ll bring my new clients in a locked room, jump out and chase them around only wearing a thong.”
Packaged food from the Orient and north America still say “Oriental Flavor” on them.
Those fiends at Big Ramen need to pay for their microaggression.
If you tell me you don’t like my shoes, I’ll turn it into a macro-aggression by putting them up your ass. Fairness, and all that.
I’m with you, Eugenia…love the scene where the new sheriff says, “ain’t it a lovely mahnin” and the old woman says, “up yours, nigger!”
Now that’s micro aggression!