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A 76-year-old woman from Australia was pecked to death by her pet rooster while she was gathering eggs at her home.
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Rules to live by
1. Never attempt to gather eggs from a rooster.
2. Never attempt to milk a bull.
Once again, I am taking the high road and not going for the obvious cock/pecker joke.
Shhh! They’re about to land….
A little 76 year old silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The little 76 year old silver haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh …….
“Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”
Pecked to death you say? I know that feeling.
Really bizarre, She survived 76 years in a country where every native plant, insect, animal and species of sea life is aggressively deadly to humans only to die from a chicken.
@ECP, that would make a good realistic AOC joke.
We had an assault rooster when I was growing up. He was a vicious bastard.
Must have been a big chicken…
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I had one that would try to spur you when you walked past the henhouse. He would stick his leg through the wire and try to get you.
My brother used to hate it when Grandma would send him out to the coop to collect eggs. Poor kid, no one told him to move the hens off the nest first!
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They are all hilarious!
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BTW, as I sit here sipping some bourbon and smoking a very nice cigar, the Blue Angels are flying over me practicing for an air show this weekend.
Tough work, but somebody has to do it.
Sounds horrible but then you realize its not as bad as being roosted to death by a pecker!
Different Tim…Go on…I’m listening…
I only came to read the predictable cock and pecker jokes. : )
when you’re in trouble, Cawwww for Super Chicken!!
Note to all 76-year-old chicken owning woman in the US:
Don’t expect any lit candles from this sick bunch of magnificent bastards here at IOTW.
RIP,,,,
This happens to Peter Griffin every couple of months.
It could ‘ve been worse, it could’ve been an assault goose or worse a Swan. Those damned things are vicious and nasty, my aunt and uncles watch goose ended up as Thanksgiving dinner one year just for that reason.
Which just goes to show ….when your number is up, it’s up. It’s an awful way to die, though.
Since my name is not here; I can say this out loud.
I HAVE BEEN HEN PEKED FOR 56 YEARS.
I have never killed anyone in America; but if my email address is compromised and this get to my wife -there may be a first. I may be old but I am mean!
Millions of ways to die…….
Let us not underestimate the POWER OF THE PECKER!