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The odds are pretty good when your situational awareness is pure shit, your reaction time is like a tortoise humping, and your clothing is ill-advised for a motorcycle ride. HERE

Newser- Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he’d sign a federal abortion ban if he wins the 2024 presidential election, then quickly did a 180. The Democratic presidential candidate was asked [Read More]

People were killed. Adjacent houses caught fire.

She mixed ammonia with the chlorine. The dog knew something wasn’t quite right.

The internet certainly needs sweeping. Newser- Think of it as the great-grandson of LOL, after ROFL and LMAO. The term is IJBOL, which stands for “I just burst out laughing.” [Read More]

This letter was written a long time ago. If he didn’t have gay sex yet, he certainly did later on. Just ask Larry Sinclair. (Part 2) NYP – “In regard [Read More]

Dad goes berserk that an older man yelled at his 14 year-old daughter for walking out onto the court and grabbing his pickleball. Ironically, the dad sounds angry enough to [Read More]

… the way they can’t put it in.

Newser- Two quotes might help prepare you for reading about Peggy Jones’ lawn-mowing ordeal in rural Texas. “It’s probably been the most terrifying thing that’s ever happened in my life,” [Read More]

What do you think a full-time UPS driver makes? Doug Heffernan, on The King of Queens, was a UPS driver. And the character was drawn as a man of modest [Read More]

Bill Hader has a great routine about watching movies made in England. Here is a video that will test your skills for hearing English dialects-