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Former President Joe Biden (D) will reportedly receive a $10 million advance for his memoir about his four years leading the nation.
Biden sold the title to the Hachette Book Group but its publisher, Little, Brown, & Company, has not set a date for publication. Biden has said he is “working my tail off” writing his book, the Wall Street Journal (WSJ) reported on Wednesday.
According to the article, former President Barack Obama and former First Lady Michelle Obama made significantly more on their book deals: more
Did the autopen write it?
How is a pant shitting dementia patient who can’t remember what he had for breakfast going to write a “memoir”? Will it be ghost written by famed author, Otto Penn?
Mommy won’t write it for him, but she will crack the whip over the ghost writers. And you’d best believe that THIS TIME their NDAs will mandate that the writers will die of “suicide” if they talk out of turn.
The last money that the Biden House of Corruption will ever receive. They will burn through it in a year.
Every doc signed by the auto pen was fraud and forgery. Forgery is a felony.
What’s the title of his memoir? ‘Asleep at the Wheel’?
The entire book publishing industry needs to be run through RICO. Obvious bribery and influence buying, really an absolute analogue to Hunter’s blow ‘art’. If nothing else at least make the self dealing and corruption get back underground where it belongs.
memoir about “his four years leading the nation”
But I’ll give him one credit: he showed that about half of this nation are despicably dishonest people that condoned and went along with all that criminality.
Jill is writing one as well:
Dr.No
I wouldn’t give him 2 wooden nickels for it, let alone a phony $3 dollar bill. It’s all lies and bullshit just like his 4 years as the fake presidunce.
@ Walter FRIDAY, 25 JULY 2025, 11:43 AT 11:43 AM
The newspaper publishers as well. Here in Tacoma The News Buffoon (Tribune) lived off of inflated column inches that City govt bought to put official announcements in. The quidditch pro quo was that elected and appointed officials were able to vet the articles they had basically commissioned on any and all things that affect the residents and got endorsed at election time.
On another note, the money will be pissed away soon as the low bred trash gets their hands on it. Their record on that is clear. They are no different than white trash hitting the lottery in that regard.
It’s a bribe for past services. Same with cocksucker obama’s $63 million book deal, and hillary clinton’s $14 millin book deal for books no one bought. How the DOJ doesn’t investigate this says how deeply corrupt the DOJ still is.
“Some people came in to talk to me – they called it a briefing – but I did not understand a word they said so I took a nap. After they left, it was time from my real nap.
Woke up from my nap and had lunch. I don’t remember what it was, but I had ice cream for dessert. Reminisced for a while about Corn Pop – he was a bad dude, don’t you know.
Tried to meet with some world leader – is the United Kingdom even a country? – but got distracted because some young intern in the hallway had really nice smelling hair. Then Hunter called – “dad, I need more cocaine and I knocked up a stripper.” Time for another nap and more ice cream. That boy of mine is the smartest person I know; he can spend millions of dollars a year without having any sort of job. My staff wouldn’t let me meet with any reporters or answer questions – I guess that’s what that nice black chick does. To be honest, I really don’t want to smell her hair, and she doesn’t seem to like men anyway.
Time to plan my next weekly vacation to my favorite beach. I’m told I really don’t need to be here because there is some fancy machine that can sign my name. I had meet and greet with yet another group of young girls – the hair, the hair, it’s driving me crazy. I had a delicious dinner of macaroni and cheese and pudding, with ice cream for dessert. I’m off to bed as it’s already 7:30 p.m.
If anyone asks me questions, I’m supposed to say “it’s Trump’s fault” and try not to fall down. Well, that’s my time as President, and before I leave I just want to say trufhandlimoofwah and blatzenportsen.”
There, I just wrote Biden’s book and you don’t really need to read it.
To coin his own phrase: “That stupid Sonavabitch” cant even read a teleprompter with foot-high font let alone write something!! Jackass Joe never told the truth about anything, so I expect this book to be a work of complete fiction!
“Cannibals ate my manuscript”
Joe doesn’t know he’s writing a book.
Joe’s ‘editor’ will write the book with help from Jill and his White Horse staff.
Joe will be depicted as the smartest, wisest and hardest working President in U.S. history.
The publisher doesn’t care WHO buys the book but figures Conservatives and Republicans who hated him will buy quite a few just to attack and criticize it! They’d like to at least break even.
it will go directly to the clearance table for $1
^ …where the bookstore manager – who is a democrat – will make sure it looks like people are buying the book by gradually reducing the stack. 😂
What was especially compelling was page 98, where Diaper Joe tells us how he won the Medal of Honor in Cambodia. Or page 122, where he shares how he felt winning the Olympic downhill gold medal in Austria. If it sells for under $10, it’ll make some quality bird cage liner.
$10 million for a book with blank pages…seems legit.
What tickles me about this is that Trump’s book “The Art of the Deal” is getting thousands of dollars for a signed First Edition!!