Poor El Chapo can’t get a good night’s sleep in jail.
NYP: Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman can barely get any shuteye in prison because of a “boisterous” guard dog and intrusive guards who check on him every waking hour, according to his lawyer.
“I haven’t been able to sleep at all,” the recaptured drug lord said in a statement through his defense lawyer Jose Gonzalez.- NewYorkPost
“Yo quiero AguaBoarding!”
– el Chapo’s chihuahua
Sounds like el chapo needs an el napo
“I haven’t been able to sleep at all,”
too bad it’s not because “bubba”, his new lover won’t leave him alone at night.
In other dirtbag news, one of the dindus who murdered a young family in the most horrendous ways imaginable in their Richmond home on New Year’s Day about 10 years ago, is scheduled for lethal injection in March. However, his demise is now up in the air because the drug company won’t supply the drug. Pharmaceutical investors have pressured companies to not make them available to state governments that would use them for execution.
Old Sparky isn’t a timely option as it would open new cans of worms for the “cruel and unusual” crowd to delay Ricky Gray’s demise further. Bullets are cheap. Firing squad, anyone?
So what does Bubba translate to in Spanish? Jorge, Juan, Pedro, Chico, Carlos, Fidel, Jesus (Hey Zeus). And as far as him not getting any sleep, tough darts, tough toenails, tough shit etc. He’ll get plenty of sleep when he assumes room temperature and takes a permanent dirt nap.
Time for el Chapo to convert to islam. He’ll be untouchable then.
Bitterclinger, get a rope and build a gallows but that probably might be considered cruel and unusual punishment as well nowadays. Or outsource it to a jihadi with a sharp sword. I hear they work for cheap and like to behead people.
I’ll volunteer for the squad. I’ll even bring my own rifle and ammunition. It needs some sighting-in.
Hanging can be quick and “relatively” painless, if you do it right (just like anything else). Platform height above ground, length of rope, additional weight to give enough force and momentum to snap the neck. All those little details.
As for the muzzies, that’s one way to do it, but usually their swords aren’t sharp. Multiple chops and sawing to get the job done. Not quick, not painless. But still an effective punishment for the current criminal and a deterrent for future ones.
Bring in the guards and let them kick him to sleep.
How do you say, “Fuck you, motherfucker” in Spanish?